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FUCK CAILLOU
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before i get into this i’d like to say that no research has been put into this, if i watched 1 seconds of that stupid fucking show my ears would bleed. all just my personal opinions.
alright first of all wtf is the name caillou
dumbest fucking name i’ve ever heard lmfaoooo. and that shits hard asf to spell too, every time i need to spell it i have to look up “bald kid from kids show”. like fr who has the audacity to name their kid that
dumbest fucking name i’ve ever heard lmfaoooo. and that shits hard asf to spell too, every time i need to spell it i have to look up “bald kid from kids show”. like fr who has the audacity to name their kid that
like i don’t completely blame caillou either his parents set him up for failure just by naming him that. mfs like 6 too why do they feel the need to cut his hair bald, i don’t understand at all. do they want him to get made fun of like tf???
only thing good about the show is the cat, what’s its name, gilbert?? that’s a dope ass name way better than fucking caillou. lowkey stan gilbert
i’d cut off my dick if it meant all my knowledge that caillou ever existed just vanished, and never fucking came back
^^^ not even joking
i forgot he even existed until mfs on this app brought him up today. it really lit a fire under me and made me very angry, i was living so happy until i remembered that caillou was a thing. gotta pour all that anger into a twitter thread to even feel slightly better.
and his dad pisses me off it looks like they just slapped a 12 year olds head on a 40 year olds body. and what is this fit man, this the plainest shit i’ve ever seen get yourself some fucking nike or something g, it’ll be generic but a lot better than this shit lmaooo
get yourself some fucking nike or something g, it’ll be generic but a lot better than this shit lmaooo
mom tho
look at his fucking head too looks like a fucking bowling ball. somehow his head got that perfectly round shape and his small ass eyes and mouth you could easily put your fingers in and get consistent strikes. big ass head would probably take up the whole alley too
looks like a fucking bowling ball. somehow his head got that perfectly round shape and his small ass eyes and mouth you could easily put your fingers in and get consistent strikes. big ass head would probably take up the whole alley too
the only hair on his head is those tiny eyebrows that look like they were fucking glued on like bro you arent a fucking kardashian you don’t need fake eyebrows LMFAOOO. instead glue some hair to the top of your head bald ass mf
like bro you arent a fucking kardashian you don’t need fake eyebrows LMFAOOO. instead glue some hair to the top of your head bald ass mf
he sensitive asf too like this suppose to be a kids show why influence little kids to be little whiny ass bitches like caillou is??? shit makes me so mad
no way i’m ever letting my future kids even know caillou exists. i encourage you to do the same too. i think part of the reason this generation is so sensitive and odd is because this show was around when they were kids
how badly i wish i could get in the ring with this dude, i don’t even need the 1-2 i’m getting his ass with just the 1 hopefully knock some common sense into him too
hopefully knock some common sense into him too
if you still reading this (which you probably aren’t) then i love you. sometimes i just need to pour my emotions out like this and twitter is a great place to do that. hope most of you guys agree with me this should all be common sense lmfaooo
FUCK CAILLOU
