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The Circus we have been waiting for: Political Big Brother (A thread) #bb23
Trump- HOHitis. It's his way or the highway. Leader of a mega alliance you root against for the whole season. Ultimately eaten by his own allies once he becomes too big of a liability. "Slop? I'm not eating it. Can't make me". Breaks all have not rules, never yelled at.
Warren- The female mastermind who is underrated and over shadowed by louder males. A true fan of the show who came in with strategy and a gameplan. Had it in the bag before she was pushed off of the platform. A player we would want to return.
Obama- AFP. He didn't get everything he wanted to done game wise, but his charming personality gave you a soft spot. Extremely memeable, well aligned with everyone in the house. Taken out in final 6 because it was clear he would have jury votes to beat everyone.
Ivanka- A recruit casting found on a dating app. Zero idea of what Big Brother is and it shows. No business being here, just looking for Instagram followers and a showmance. The casuals think she's alright due to a great production edit, but if you watch the feeds you know.
Kushner- An average looking dude cast solely to be the other half of Ivanka's showmance. Despite being an obvious target as a duo, he skates by with Ivanka week after week until the opposition finally weeds him out. Ivanka is better off without him.
Kamala- The minority woman that the other HGs say is "intimidating" even though she has done nothing wrong. Her confidence is mistaken for a bad attitude. The first one to see the mega alliance for what it clearly is. A leader among the "underdogs"
Mitt Romney- Floater. Criticize him for it, but it works. Mitt flies under the radar by getting in good with both sides of the house. Never at the top of anyone's radar. Would cast a hinky vote but never admit to it. Compliments Julie when he goes in to cast his vote.
Biden- Reluctant winner. We are glad he won in comparison to who was sitting in the chair next to him (a la Paul/Josh). Didn't make any major moves in the game, but didn't necessarily do anything that awful either.
AOC- You know she's only here to start an all girls alliance.
Lauren Boebert- Tried for a hot girl and ended up with a psychopath. The reason this season has to put the feeds disclaimer up saying that "The Views of HGs do not reflect those of CBS". If she doesn't get booted by production for violence, Julie will eat her in the exit convo.
Ted Cruz- Douche bro to the extreme. Rubs everyone the wrong way except his macho man BFF. If America could vote to punish someone, it would be him. Eats out of the HOH basket without asking. Never does the dishes. Mean goodbye messages for 0 reason. Dumb as dirt.
Gretchen Whitmer- THAT woman from Michigan. Not afraid to call people out in the house. Most likely to call a house meeting to drag someone to death. Can't stand floaters. Perhaps the biggest enemy of the dude bros. A should be winner who is cut at the final 3.
Stacey Abrams- An unfair night one cut. Battles her way back into the house and wins the hearts of America with her perseverance. While it's not enough to secure her the W, she does ultimately help her friend snag the win. Would share her HOH basket with everyone. Best house chef
Bernie- "Eat the HOH!" The one person who is not blinded by the power of the golden key. Actively encourages people to vote how they want not how the HOH wants- he's ultimately evicted for this. Never ever "votes with the house"
Amy Klobuchar- The perpetual pawn but never the true target of the other side. When her alliance must put up one of their own, it's Amy. Julie might get her name wrong on eviction night. Her goodbye messages are never shown. Nicknamed "succulent" by BB Twitter.
Mitch- The veto Ghoul. Somehow, someway, this man is always safe. Whether he wins a weeks long immunity power, veto, or back to back HOHs. The evil comp beast. America is screaming to evict this man, but the one time he touches the block the house votes out Amy.
Honorable mention: George Bush as the kooky southern man they always cast
