Assessing the @StBlazeyAFC manager contenders: A THREAD

We look at the front runners, starting with Les Dennis.

Pros -
• Great in front of the paparazzi
• High profile
• Family is worth a fortune

Cons -
• Camera happy wife
• A lot of the current squad won’t like it, will need a new squad
• Doesn’t like ‘bears’

@phillafferty1

Pros -
•Been at the club before
•Local connections

Cons -
•St Austell legend
•Work commitments
•Will take clubhouse drinkers to his pub

Chris Reski

@Creski88

Pros -
•His mum makes good pasta
•Can bring himself on for ‘last 10’
•Been at the club before

Cons -
•Likely to be sent off
•St Austell legend
•Will pay himself the most money

Kev Kendall

Pros -

• Knows the current squad
• Accepts responsibility
• Knows have to organise a straight line out of a room

Cons -

• Clothes
• Tequila suicides
• Little footballing knowledge