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To stop Brexit all the government needed to do was to tell us that you would pay an extra £82 for a £200 coat. Or that you wouldn't be able to bring a ham sandwich into the EU, or tour the EU as a musician. But they didn't boast about these Brexit benefits, did they?
The field behind your house will be torn up and turned into a lorry park and drivers will use the hedges as a toilet? They didn't mention that.
Your EU customers will stop ordering from you because it's too much hassle? Didn't mention it.
Can't spend more than 90 days at one time at your second home in the EU? Didn't mention it.
Customs forms for exporting from Britain to Northern Ireland? Throw them in the bin.
Workers' rights will be abolished? Well - they did hint strongly at it.
Scotland will declare independence the minute they have a chance to print the ballot papers? Didn't believe it.
Fish and meat rot because it takes too long to export them? Didn't think of it.
Erasmus? Boris Johnson said we'd stay in it.
We'll lose access to EU security and crime databases? But we'll be safer!
Just for the record I'm adding this link because people think I was talking about myself. I wasn't. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-55734277
