Working with cat figurines is so difficult because so many of them are made by people who clearly do not live with cats and have totally fucked up the cat vibe. A thread.
The person who made these DOES NOT live with a Siamese cat. (Or any cat.) But definitely they completely missed this vibe wise.
This person lives with a Siamese cat. 100%.
This is not made by someone who lives with a Persian or a Himalayan cat...
This person does.
More totally false cat energy. And cat energy isn’t just disappointment and arrogance and confidence. It’s not that they aren’t happy. But happy cat energy still needs to have under its surface, that understanding between you that if you were smaller they would kill you, for fun.
Like this. “I am playful, and happy, and somewhere deep inside I await the day when I can eat you.”
False cat energy. Where is the CONTEMPT? That’s a totally necessary cat vibe.
Like this. Even at this size I can feel the “DO. Not.” come off this cat. This is made by a cat person...
This “cat” is a dog. You can’t just throw dog energy on a cat sculpture and think no one will notice...
This is cat energy, the person who made this has a cat in their life. (And probably a weird relationship with their cat too because of the human eye choices here, but that’s none of my business.)
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