Just looking back to document the sheer insanity of four years of Maga kooks and Resistance counter-kooks in our grotesque failed state. Have to start with these freaks:
Then, of course, there were the high school live shooter drills.
And who could forget the Coup-a-Palloza, where Obama billionaire boyfriend Sir Richard Branson used his own private dough to try to help the US and Canada overthrow the government of Venezuela with a concert and follow-up invasion to deliver “aid”.
Oh, more shooting. A guy shot up a Las Vegas concert with 1000 rounds, killing 60, wounding 411 and injuring over 800. Since this is America, we forgot about it pretty quickly and didn’t even bother asking the government to figure out what happened.
Then there was the BBC, paragon of state-supported journalistic seriousness and neutrality, objectively keeping us up to date on the policy platform of soon-to-be-destroyed progressive candidate Jeremy Corbyn.
And who can forget where they were when Russia turned out our lights? Wait ... the lights went out, right?
Qasem Soleimani, the scourge of ISIS, stunned the world with his effective campaign to destroy that hideous terror organization. Fortunately, Trump and Bolton assasinated him so that no one will ever try THAT again!
India had what might be the largest strike in history last year. We can all be relived that our media, run by large capitalist corporations, didn’t tell us much about it ... because labor unrest is scary and divisive, and we just don’t need that stuff, you know?
Saudi Prince Muhammad bin Salman murdered and dismembered a prominent American journalist. In retaliation, we forced the Saudis to starve or kill millions of Yemenis with our advice and money. That showed ‘em!
We kept destroying the biosphere, turning up the global temperature, melting the ice cover and permafrost, and extermination species at an unprecedented rate. That was sad.
Several people, it is said, were poisoned by Novochock, the most deadly nerve agent in the history of the Kosmos. One itty bitty drop will murder you 100 times. Fortunately the affected people just got sick for a while.
There were some protests by Trump-loving freedom fighters in Hong Kong. They lit people on fire and beat and killed several people. The Chinese government brutally refrained from killing them, unlike the compassionate US police who kill with freedom and enlightenment.
The Chinese then went on to brutally and oppressively crush the Coronavirus and save millions of Chinese lives. In the US, which never, ever, ever, ever fails, we murdered 400,000 with our advanced science of freedom.
Oh, Palestine finally won its freedom after decades of colonial dispossession and apartheid!

Haha, no. There were more massacres, the US punished Israel by moving its embassy to Jerusalem, and the UK ruling class purged its Labour Party of Israel critics and wrecked its leader.
After yet another black man was murdered by police, millions finally took to the streets. Fascist freak-senator, Tom Cotton, using the NYTimes to communicate, threatened to send in the military. White people settled the matter by complaining about white people being cancelled.
Just scratching the surface. Any timeline of the past four years documents the acceleration of crazy.
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