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If I’m Chris Ballard, idk that it won’t happen, I’m dialing Caserio and offering our next 4 first round picks for Deshaun
Then I'm giving Luck a call because it can't hurt
If those two dont work, I'm calling the Detroit area code and offering our first and then some for Matt Stafford
At this point, if these 3 dont work, I'm giving Atlanta a call and seeing if we can get Matt Ryan with a draft package that doesn't include our first this year.
Now we are on Step 5, and as Free Agency Approaches, I am closely monitoring the Dallas situation and if Prescott miraculously comes available, I'm positioning the Colts for full court press for his services on a lucrative deal.
At this point, step 6, I am already having preliminary conversations with teams inside the top 10 about potentially moving up on draft night for the falling QB (likely Trey Lance)
Step 7, assuming steps 1-5 dont work out, I'm trying to get a high upside option in Jameis Winston who can potentially be a franchise guy with proper coaching.
Step 8, with Jameis heading back to NO or someone else, I'm doing whatever it takes to get Ryan Fitzpatrick as a solid stop gap.
Step 9, if the draft doesnt work for whatever reason, I am giving New York a call and seeing what it would take to get Sam Darnold as a flier
Step 10, MAC JONES
Step 11, Well I am running out of hope at this point, so here's a 3rd round pick Philly. Fuck it. Let's see if we can turn Wentz around
Step 12, I'm depressed. Cam or Mitch because they'd at least be more fun than Jacoby.
Step 13, Brissett or Dalton. I'm in a deep depression
Step 14, Eason because fuck it. What else is there at this point
