Inject this into my veins https://twitter.com/morganfmckay/status/1351934178493935620
Oh it happened more than once... :) https://twitter.com/sfchronicle/status/1351955025959022598?s=20
There was a third person to who left "to go skiing."

Or as the media will report it: left for "economic grievances." https://twitter.com/tuohy/status/1351941121757351938?s=20
Tallahassee couldn't even get a critical mass of Florida Men together https://twitter.com/Helrat72/status/1351967503082287108?s=20
Even @SenatorCollins said: "No. This man doesn't concern even me." https://twitter.com/Paul_Suitter/status/1351966380350971905?s=20
Arizona protester against a democratic election uses trash can when novelty flag became to cumbersome to hold, evidently. :) https://twitter.com/RMac18/status/1351948352842129410?s=20
Me scouring Twitter right now for state capitol protest pictures like:
Please, please tell me Wisconsin is one of those states that has a "no smoking within [X] feet of public buildings" ban so they can enforce it RIGHT NOW just to be petty. https://twitter.com/BillWeirCNN/status/1351957448156995584?s=20
"Brandon and Matt" assure us that the machine they've been feeding money into for two months "is about to pay." https://twitter.com/ColtonLochhead/status/1351932236405194752?s=20
In Georgia "Bottom rail on top dis time." https://twitter.com/Freeyourmindkid/status/1351952294997319682?s=20
Somewhere in Michigan:
@gretchenwhitmer: Let me at him.
Aide: Governor, no, it would send the wrong message.
Whitmer: I GOTTA MESSAGE I WANT TO SEND.
Aide: Governor, please.
Whitmer: Fine. Bring me my baddest-ass leather jacket. https://twitter.com/mzlaylaw/status/1351967476209348609?s=20
It's the *slumped against the fire hydrant in defeat* photo, for me. https://twitter.com/PilarPedrazaTV/status/1351932963194347520?s=20
North Carolina protests aren't even as hot as Cal's sexts. https://twitter.com/BrianSamuel92/status/1351930386553724932?s=20
In Vermont one guys showed up to protest the INJUSTICE OF AUTOMATED CUSTOMER SERVICE.

MY FAITH IN AMERICA IS BEING RESTORED BY THIS MAN. :) https://twitter.com/KevinMcCallum7d/status/1351945632081207298?s=20
Minnesota has achieved 0 MAGA degrees, Kelvin. https://twitter.com/DaveOrrick/status/1351956022500478976?s=20
Somewhere, a Hooters in Tennessee is missing one of its regulars. https://twitter.com/ElliottStephenB/status/1351914397736820737?s=20
Just to put a point on all of this... this thread is what "insurrection" looks like when @jack de-platforms the actual violent crazy people (like Donald Trump), and leaves normal crazy people alone to figure it out for themselves.
"Let's have a counter-protest in Santa Fe. Inaugurating Biden will be, nice. We'll start a counter-protest in Santa Fe. And laugh at all the MAGA and mice."

I'd sing it but I don't sound like @RandyRainbow https://twitter.com/gabrielbiadora/status/1351941756259086344?s=20
I assume the guy in the skull mask is @HawleyMO's pick to be DHS secretary. https://twitter.com/JonathanAhl/status/1351963666523049987?s=20
"He expected more people to be here, but was banned from Facebook so didn’t know if anything was planned."
-- this is also what they said at the Alamo https://twitter.com/KaleyAJohnson/status/1351984476247756800?s=20
Kentucky man is the guy outside Leningrad who thinks everybody is on the same side. https://twitter.com/joesonka/status/1351951974644649984?s=20
Utah man shows off arts and crafts project. @Elmers has probably been waiting for their opportunity to denounce the insurrectionists. https://twitter.com/KatieMcKellar1/status/1351953417111891968?s=20
Pretty sure Iowa has state laws prohibiting this kind of cruelty to tractors. https://twitter.com/BrennaDemands/status/1351986043873071118?s=20
Look at this majestic scenery in Idaho. And the two small people who, in the midst of that natural beauty, want to watch the world burn. https://twitter.com/Mr_RoyBasset/status/1352014294896898049?s=20
These Ohio protesters remind of the time I went to the Horseshoe in 2018 dressed my @DesmondHoward jersey to protest them scoring 62 points.
... it was fun until I was arrested for public intoxication and sadness. https://twitter.com/karenkasler/status/1351930680897392647?s=20
I saw a guy praying in front of the Oregon statehouse earlier, but maybe it was just for sunshine? https://twitter.com/TheHannahRay/status/1352019419380084742?s=20
My mans in Olympia was NOT ABOUT to waste good poster board after the Q conspiracy fizzled. https://twitter.com/davidmryder/status/1352017590978134016?s=20
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