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I'm gonna keep a running tally of these
I need an alt account or something to track these cursed posts
I shouldn't have committed to this
Like.....
I am going to French kiss a moving locomotive
I'm not captioning this next one.
Them kids never getting out the cages
When will we love ourselves enough to stop this
Where is the will to change
Where is the will to change
I want to fight this white man
A million Iraqis died for this
I WANT TO DIE
White women will literally project the values of a rich white ruling class lawyer on men of all colours instead of going to therapy
Willing to revisit this "Weakest Links" theory, because the worst of these I've seen from Black people have been men, so far
You see what I mean
Like I'm starting to wonder if these people understand they can get touched like anybody else
Nice, uh....choice of phrase there big guy.
Streets saying this production bout to flop
Being serious for a second - these are the people that make an organized anti-war and anti-imperialist movement necessary.
Because they win by doing fucking nothing.
Because they win by doing fucking nothing.
Yeah just add a bit of LGBTQ flair and credibility to political figures that don't identify as LGBTQ.
What could possibly go wrong
What could possibly go wrong
They're gonna call it homophobic to criticize drone bombings in Pakistan
When they say Build Back Better they mean rebuild the careers of Stinky Lunch Thinkpiece Writers
BRB going to recreate Phineas Gage's tamping rod accident
While I do not appreciate Amanda Palmer tweets being dropped off in my mentions, I know there's probably worse shit than this so thanks for going easy with the Did Not Happen tweet
There's no offsides or out of bounds with these people, man
I hope it sends you right to hell, mangling our dialect like this
Striving towards synthesis
Just go ahead and pretend to be shocked none of these people understand what "Say Her Name" was meant to do.
Oh my god oh fuck what have I done
"The fraud of satisfaction exposes itself by being replaced, by following the change of products and of the general conditions of production. That which asserted its definitive excellence with perfect impudence nevertheless changes...it is the system alone which must continue"
Kamalage.
It's not so much these tweets, it's the idea of these people rolling off their partners and fumbling around for their phones to put this shit out into the universe.
Didn't even shower first or nothing
Didn't even shower first or nothing
Running outta gas.
*Throws the cape off like James Brown*
"The Bechdel test of Democracy"
THAT'S NOT EVEN WHAT THE BECHDEL TEST MEANS. IN FACT, GIVEN THAT JOE BIDEN IS PRESIDENT AND THIS IS HIS ADMINISTRATION, THE SWEARING-IN FAILS THAT TEST
Fuck did I just mansplain
Yes they're just sitting around stewing in anger at all of the celebrities flocking around the new president, that's exactly what's happening
