I 100% need more of this. Kiwifarms melting down each time Ty and Nick lost the case can hold no candle to what Q and kraken folks will yield. https://twitter.com/jaredlholt/status/1351936185309028352
It's beautiful.
This thread is now just the best shit I'm finding on their self-made subreddit. It is glorious.
Apparently electing Biden was enough to stop "the plan", but therefore cannot prove that there was no plan.

"No, see, Q was right, the world just didn't conform to his correct predictions".
"Q" stopped setting hard timelines for anything after the first batch were wrong. Because it turns out that if you vaguely hint at a vague set of things at an undetermined time, your followers give credit if they ever happen.

Nostradamus eat your heart out.
IT WAS ALL A PLAN TO LET BIDEN BE INAUGURATED!

Though, wow, credit to the Qrazies that they recognized this argument is at odds with their own beliefs about the far worse crimes Biden has supposedly done.
I blame @AkivaMCohen for bringing this up and putting this evil into the world.
I do like them blaming Q and Trump, now, for the fact that Q didn't come true.
"Things will start moving"

"When, pa? We've been waiting for so long."

"Soon, always soon. Never now" he gravely intoned, his threadbare MAGA hat crumpled in his hands, tears soaking into the fabric.
Two brilliant phrases:

"There are Q posts that POINT to the IDEA that it is POSSIBLE" (emphasis added).

"Bodylanguage tells us".
Though, in fairness to Qs, Ursula did teach the world:
"Why are people spending so much time making fun of us for believing this if we're wrong? Checkmate!"

Honest to god, these people are a bad bottle of tequila away from declaring that Q drops have to be measured in dog years.
This might be my favorite so far.

"We serious conspiracy theorists need to make sure we're not lumped in with these wacky people who believe in a massive conspiracy that makes no sense and relies solely on speculation and overriding belief in people they don't like being evil".
"I've been prepared for the plan not to happen January 20th".

Me too, buddy.

I'm guessing my version of being prepared for Q shit not to happen January 20th involved a lot fewer guns.
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