#BREAKING Guests begin to arrive at US parliament building, scene of failed Day of Pigs putsch, for traditional oathing ceremony to install aging, moderate white millionaire, Joe Biden, as ruler of the troubled nation, amid fear of attacks from Shite Christianist extremists.
#BREAKING Euphoria sweeps US mainstream media as journalists and anchors portray oathing of Joe Biden as celebration of the victory of gerrymandered, gerontocratic, elitist, militarized "democracy" over the forces of far-white, anti-math, Christianist extremist authoritarianism.
#BREAKING With less than one hour to find refuge as Defenestration Day unfolds, US dictator, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, lands in south-eastern, far-white, Shite Christianist stronghold of Florida from where he is expected to consolidate and relaunch Orange Rebellion insurgency.