Yep, me again. *Glares icily at husband* in silent, coffee-less rage...
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Me again, questioning husband...
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Me again—surely he’s kidding, right?
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Me listening to story about why he forgot to buy coffee...
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Me suggesting where he should sleep if he doesn’t get more coffee STAT...
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Me, deciding I should check the pantry for coffee myself—surely it’s there...
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Me, after checking, only to discover there really is no coffee in the house...
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Me, contemplating my strategy for surviving w/out coffee...
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My hubby suggesting an alternative to drinking coffee...
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Me, in response to his suggestion...
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Also me after his suggestion...
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My husband, realizing he’s going to have to change tactics...
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My hubby, finally comprehending that he will have to go to the store & purchase more coffee...
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My hubby, finally heading to the store...
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Me, awaiting his swift return...
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Me trying to soldier on uncaffeinated while I wait...
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Seriously, though, why is he taking so long?
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I mean, WTF? It’s been forever...
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C’mon, man, I’m seriously dying over here...
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Is the store he went to in a different country or something?!?
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Me, speculating on how I’ll manage if he doesn’t get home soon...
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Me, already feeling like I may not make it much longer...
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Is that him pulling into the driveway now?
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Why yes, I do believe it is him...
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My husband walking in with the coffee...
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Me, not sure if I’m ready to forgive him, but grateful there will soon be coffee...
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My husband, realizing he will have to make the coffee, too, to put things right. . .
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My husband, storming to the kitchen to make the coffee. . .
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Why is he taking so long? The kitchen is two feet away. . .
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Wait—whaaaat? It’s actually ready now?!?
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I may survive this morning after all...
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The caffeine is starting to hit me now...
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My hubby and I, now both fully caffeinated...
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Me, swooping in with the conciliatory gesture now that I’m caffeinated...
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Yes, I’m feeling much more agreeable now...
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Happiness has been restored—I love my husband!
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And we lived happily ever after...
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. . . to make my life complete.
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