Debunking the myth that Rashford has had a good season. A thread:

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Rashford vs. Crystal Palace: Our very first game of the season and his very first disasterclass of the season. No one turned up but he was arguably the worst player on the pitch. He didn't have any G or A to hide behind this time either as the players that carry him were shit.
Rashford vs. Brighton: A game that we were super lucky to win and a game that he was very lucky to score in. Missed numerous chances throughout the course of the game to kill it. Just scored that one goal thanks to a brilliant pass to mask another poor performance.
Rashford vs. Spurs: A game we were humiliated in. A game where Martial was sent off early and the responsibility to carry us lied with Rashford. Unsurprisingly, he shat himself and we were absolutely toothless with him as our talisman for that game.
Rashford vs. Newcastle: A game he scored in... but in the 95th minute when we were already 3-1 up. Another game which the Top Reds gas him for scoring in, ignoring all context. It was 1-1 till the 86th minute, says it all.
Rashford vs. Chelsea: A drab affair that he had numerous great chances to score in but then remembered about those kids waiting to be fed and lost his focus. Main culprit as to why we dropped 2 points.
Rashford vs. Arsenal: Arsenal's first league win over us at OT in 14 years came when he was upfront for us. With Martial suspended, Greenwood out of form, and Cavani on the bench, Rashford was tasked with carrying us in attack. FT: Manchester United 0 - 1 Arsenal.
Rashford vs. Everton: Again did absolutely NOTHING of note even in a game we won 3-1. In fact, he's so shameless that he tried to claim the second goal that was scored by Bruno.
Rashford vs. West Brom: One of our worst performances of the season against one of the worst sides in the league. At home. Nothing to see here, just another game Rashford was nowhere to be seen in. Managed a close 1-0 win, no thanks to him.
Rashford vs. Southampton: Was one of our worst players for 90 minutes. Had the chance to play Cavani 1v1 and he decided to shoot from 30 yards out. Got lucky with that cross in injury time and frauded an assist thanks to Cavani's quality. Anyone else there and he blanks.
Rashford vs. West Ham: Actually had a good performance. Interestingly, he also came off the bench in this game. Almost as if he should be exclusively used as a super sub.
Rashford vs. Manchester City: A big game with Marcus Rashford in attack usually means one of two things -

A. A loss
B. A goalless draw

In this case, it was the latter.
Rashford vs. Sheffield United: Probably his best performance of the season but it was against the worst team in the league that was winless in 12 at the time. Guess you could say... He found his level?
Rashford vs. Leeds United: Even in a game of scored 6, he failed to get on the scoresheet. What more needs to be said?
Rashford vs. Leicester: Again, he scored in this game but you all will agree that he was absolutely horrid here. Missed a sitter in the 2nd minute, bottled a 1v1 in the second half, caught offside numerous times. A good case study into why football is more than just G+A.
Rashford vs. Wolves: Credit to him for scoring the winner deep in injury time but another game that if you actually watched in its entirety, you'd know he was woeful.
Rashford vs. Aston Villa: Good in the first half, awful in the second half. This game really summed him up: All flash, no substance. Was more concerned with dropping defenders on the floor than he was with actually getting his shots on target. Selfish, unproductive display.
Rashford vs. Burnley: Another game he ghosted in for 90 minutes but managed to fraud an assist thanks to Pogba's superb volley. He can add Pogba to the list of far superior plays he can think for improving his numbers.
Rashford vs. Liverpool: One of the worst displays from a forward in Premier League history. A hall of shame performance for the ages. Caught offside 7 (SEVEN) times in the first half. Could play a through ball to Cavani and decided to go full retard. HORRENDOUS display.
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