If you meet this man when you're out for a walk and he tries to leak confidential documents to you, please ignore him
Barista: *nods at tips jar*
Varadkar: *leaves confidential document*
Me: *stuck for bog roll in a public toilet*
Varadkar: *slips confidential document under door*
Mass-goer: *passes offertory basket*
Varadkar: *puts confidential document in basket*
Punter in pub smoking area: Have ya got a smoke?
Varadkar: *touches nose-hands over confidential document*
Colleague: we're having a whip around for Jane's retirement
Varadkar: *puts confidential document in card*
Referee: Have you got the team sheets?
Varadkar: *hands over confidential documents*
Garda: Licence
Varadkar: *hands over confidential document*
Big shoutout to the civil servant taking note of these tweets. Join a union, pal
Leo Varadkar sending an email:

I hope this email finds you reading the confidential document I attached,
Cavanman: Have you got the loan of a f-
Varadkar: *hands over confidential document*
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