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It’s the last night of Trumpism we should probably debate the greatest hits
The see-through wall speech is definitely top 5 canon for me https://www.cnbc.com/2017/07/13/trump-explains-why-he-wants-to-be-able-to-see-through-his-border-wall.html
The "elements of bathrooms" speech is also up there
Someone else already said this, but to get it in the thread: the sharpie'd hurricane map https://twitter.com/WeatherKait/status/1169308612445069313?s=20
I remember that CIA speech right after the inauguration being shockingly batshit, but I can't remember why
Low-hanging fruit but we simply cannot omit the bleach and "very powerful light" speech
Completely forgot about the orb
All the weird, disgusting food, hilariously chronicled by @david_j_roth. The burger (not pictured), the royal fast food banquet, the bell pepper, the lobster, the taco salad.
Telling the sex yacht story to the Boy Scouts, classic (h/t @mathieudesan) https://time.com/4872118/trump-boy-scout-jamboree-speech-transcript/
Multiple iterations of the claim that windmills massacre birds and that their noise causes cancer. https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/437096-trump-claims-noise-from-windmills-causes-cancer
Covfefe is very old hat, but who remembers that Sean Spicer denied that it was a typo?
Upon being introduced to Brigitte Macron: "You're in such good shape" https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/13/world/europe/trump-france-brigitte-macron.html
This is a VERY good one: when he, apropos of nothing, signed the wall of the hurricane shelter in Houston. Also signed the border wall in several places. https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/348996-trump-signs-wall-of-shelter-for-hurricane-victims
Thanks to @GrandstandFan for reminding me that he also signed bibles and boobs after the hurricane
Would be remiss if we didn't get some Melania in here. There's probably more, but definitely her fuck-you jacket and her sinister walk through blood-red Christmas trees.
OH MY GOD she wore that jacket while going to visit the kids in cages, Jesus Christ
Ahahaha when they put a tarp over the USS John McCain so he wouldn't be triggered https://www.wsj.com/articles/white-house-wanted-uss-john-mccain-out-of-sight-during-trump-japan-visit-11559173470
Oh and let us not forget this regal portrait
Upon seeing something about a Dutch slave ship in the Museum of African American History: “They love me in the Netherlands” (ht @miss_speech) https://theweek.com/speedreads/862390/trump-reportedly-went-african-american-history-museum-raved-about-how-love-netherlands
