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This man's whole life is in shambles because he got mad at Seth Meyers and Barack Obama roasting him. Could've just been grifting in peace for the rest of his life. Whole family hated. Ruined his teen son's life. Just incredible.
Might actually get convicted. Mike Pence never inviting you to the unveiling of his library in the cabbage patch he was born in. Didn't even want the job. Killed half a million people. Gonna get evicted from your golf course.
Lost PGA tournaments. Lost the most Republican sport coming to your safe space because you are bad for the brand. Barack Obama still roasting the shit out of you. Barack Obama's VP told you to shut up on national TV and took your job.
Your best friend is a pillow man and now all his money is getting fucked up too because you let a guy who married his cousin keep lying to you about voting machines while he melted on TV.
Your biggest fans getting arrested the feds. You tried to promote white nationalism and now you even fucked that up so badly that the military might finally do something about it.
HOW?!
HOW?!
Got called a bum by Lebron James. Because the NBA didn't want to come to your house. Tom Brady probably would eat a nightshade if it distracted people from the fact you were friends. People turning down the national medal of freedom. Lmao.
Deutsch Bank don't fuck with you any more and if there's one thing they don't care about, it's ethics.
It's like he just spent 4 years putting his dick in a drawer of the resolute desk and repeatedly slamming it.
You gotta laugh. Because it's just so deeply broken.
Melania gonna leave him OR she's in too deep and can't. Either way, fuck her too. 
And...I forgot to turn off replies.
Just how are you so racist as president that military finally admits they gave a white nationalism problem and makes moves. And the Secret Service was like, "Awww, hell naw, we gotta move a bunch of these people away from this man."
Eldest son and his wife looking all coked up on TV because they're still trying to get your love.
People saw you without your spray tan.
You ain't even gonna get a library. It'll never be completed.
People saw you without your spray tan.
You ain't even gonna get a library. It'll never be completed.
Probably gonna have to be buried at sea too. Like Bin Laden. I mean... should've just skipped the WHCD BEFORE you were president.
So...who wants to talk about something else?
I know!
Here are some of my favorite threads.
1. Presidential Pets. https://twitter.com/ItsTheBrandi/status/1220889499112288256
Here are some of my favorite threads.
1. Presidential Pets. https://twitter.com/ItsTheBrandi/status/1220889499112288256
2. The time a Law & Order: SVU writer explained the greatest shirt to appear on that show. https://twitter.com/ItsTheBrandi/status/887843710112854018
3. The TV show Succession is just gritty Family Circus and I have proof. https://twitter.com/ItsTheBrandi/status/1170869685111459840
4. Oh, I guess this throwback. https://twitter.com/ItsTheBrandi/status/929899419088183297
5. I still don't understand how DuckTales fit into the US Civil War. https://twitter.com/ItsTheBrandi/status/1058804492748144640
An important issue you should be aware of:
The police department of St. Paul, MN watched Zootopia for anti-bias training.
For real. https://fox9.com/news/st-paul-police-screen-zootopia-as-part-of-anti-bias-training
The police department of St. Paul, MN watched Zootopia for anti-bias training.
For real. https://fox9.com/news/st-paul-police-screen-zootopia-as-part-of-anti-bias-training
