So..I had my prostate checked...and I REEEEALLY need to apologize to women for tryna put things in their ass

Like naw..I feel violated...FIRST OFF..Nicca tried to spread my cheeks...AINT NO ASS BACK THERE DR...THEN HE GON TELL ME TO RELAX

To which MY dumb ass was like “hey dr..I tell women that too” he laughed..then the laughter stopped...I ain’t kno what to do..like should I have arched my back?? I think I went deaf in one ear

I WAS SO DISTRAUGHT..like after it was over I tried to pull my pants up and he was like naw u gotta clean up...CLEAN UP??? HOW MUCH LUBE DID U USE NICCA???

Then he wanna ask me questions...NAW FAM u shoulda got to kno me BEFORE u tried to hop all Willy Nilly in my butt sir

Now my dumb ass driving home...feeling like my WHOLE ass open..

Now all my gay homies wanna give me tips....NAW NICCA..this ain’t that. Shit if there is a next time I’ma tell the Dr to take the WHOLE prostate...the whole state