A lot of ancient cultures have little figurines and historians and archaeologists are always trying to figure out what they are.

But hear me out:
Perhaps humans have always derived pleasure from having fucked up little dudes
"Their exaggerated breasts must mean something religious"

Oh word?
I MISSED THE NIPPLE EVEN THOUGH I MADE THE FOOTBALL SO BIG
Like there weren't that many GOODS. That's why stories are like "this guy didn't give him the table so he slew him". But somehow no one mentions the little weird figures. So they have to not be very important but also everyone has them.
Your parents and grandparents also liked having little dudes.
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