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All the shinigami's dicks according to the shinigami dick theory: a very stupid thread
Let's start with izuru because oh my god
Let's start with izuru because oh my god
Let's start with izuru because oh my god
but look at it this way, aki thinks it'll just be really heavy 😏
Renji's dick gets long and segmented when it's hard
Renji's dick gets long and segmented when it's hard
Renji's dick gets long and segmented when it's hard
And byakuyas dick falls off into tiny pieces 😊
Shinji has a helicopter dick and it goes round and round
And kensei's...... Sanda I'm so sorry
Unlike kensei, gin's dick grow on demand 😏
Ukitake and kyoraku have two dicks each
Ukitake and kyoraku have two dicks each
Ukitake and kyoraku have two dicks each
But our king yumichika beats them all bec he's got four dicks 😏
Okay mayuri's dick is a disgusting thought but aki put it in my head so suffer with me
Let's just say Kenpachi's dick was a late bloomer
Let's just say Kenpachi's dick was a late bloomer
Let's just say Kenpachi's dick was a late bloomer
idk what this means but I have a cursed thought in my head and I had to put this in the thread
It is open for your interpretation ❤️
Ah, the things ikkaku's dick can do 😌
If we take into account kyoka suigetsu's power, that means aizen's dick may be an illusion
I WILL CONSIDER HIS BANKAI ONLY BEC HOLY SHIT MONSTER COCK
and I'll immediately follow this up with yamamoto's fire cock bec Memphis has scarred me ❤️
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