Welcome to the Waystar Royco summer intern class of 2021! Please enjoy some of the best responses below.
It was tough competition for the Corporate Crime position, but we are so excited to bring Emery on board. Emery’s previous experience and their interest in beatmaking will make them a perfect fit.
The Family Relations Department was seeking someone who is ready to face any challenge. Congrats to Catherine, who seems very scary. (A shoutout also to Chelsea, who we are sending a reference over to a ~certain private equity company~)
The Film & Entertainment team is honored to introduce two new interns for the summer. First is Benjamin, whose qualifications clearly shined through in his application.
We are also proud to meet Liam, who will surely bring the long overdue glitz & glam to the department.
The Legal team received applications from astoundingly qualified individuals. The recipient of the coveted internship spot is Hogan, whose resume impressed us the most.
The Parks & Cruises department had no choice but to hire Roman. Sorry to the other applicants but nepotism is clearly in our company’s mission statement.
And finally, the PR team is proud to bring on Lyra, who stood out for her stellar skills and knowledge of someone in the HR department. Congrats Lyra!
If you didn’t receive an internship, don’t worry! Applications for full-time jobs will be released in the near future. Or you’re just terrible. Now fuck off :)