I saw GNLD trending and i am furious all over again, some years back i was working in computer village and was earning 40k, i live around iyanaoba so i go home through oshodi then mile 2.
I will usually see young people carrying laptop bag up and down, some sharin flyers......
So one evening i boarded a bus in oshodi and this lady just whispered to me, young man are you working? I said yes, she said i know youre not happy with your job i can offer you a job that will pay u 110k per month and you will work 3 times a week.. Omo my ear stand 😂...
I dont usually talk to people on public bus, but this woman's offer was inviting and my boss just dey annoy me lately... I said really, she said how much do u earn i said 40k, she said i am suffering.. What is 40k in this economy.. Dont worry i have slot for two people..
In my mind God have buttered my bread, my padi was working at alaba i told this woman i have a friend too he will be interested, cuz i know my friend and i hate our jobs equally.. This woman asked me to quit immediately infact i shouldnt go back to work the next day.
For my mind i dont dey calculate 110k for for 3 months... My hood go hear am.... So i asked this woman what kind of job, she said its a factory, we will just supervise containers of cements then write down the numbers.. I said just that?... See, God, will bless u o
This woman asked me to come to a place called CEMENT around iyana ipaja side with my friend. That the ware house is there, we should come for interview.. Haaa see as God dey work i thanked this woman and begged her to alloe me pay for her transport fare, she agreed.. O
I went home.. I no even reach house i go my friend side.. Gist am evrrything.. Baba was happy.. We don dey plan how to buy car sef..
Something was pushing us to call our boss and insult dem cuz those guys don suffer us...
The next day... We called this woman.. Told her we are ready... She gave us direction and we started going to iyana ipaja.. Stopped there took next bike to CEMENT.. U had to believe her now cuz location CEMENT, job CEMENT SUPERVISOR...
The woman number stopped going tbrough for a while and we, were just standing at cement bustop, she called few minutes later. That she is around the bustop that we should meet her in a fueling station, we went there and saw her... We all started going to the supposed warehouse
As we go deeper.. There was no sign of warehouse but that one no bother us.we just dey think 110k ..
After a, while i asked aah madam ee be like this factory far o.. She said dont worry its around the corner... We trekked and then started hearing people cheering and shouting
Me and my friend just feel say na cele church cuz na saturday.. Mama say make we enter there.. Bhet sister this no be warehouse now.. She say dont worry... Say interview, na there.. We enter no be cele church. People just plenty.. Dey shout. One bros dey front..
The guy was wearing one blue starched cloth. With dirty patch on his armpit. Plain black trouser with one chop chop shoe.. Mama say make we just listen to the man. My friend don dey vex.. I dey calm Am.. We sat down inside. To me maybe na the procedure, make we fess calm down
The guy go just talk one stupid thing.. Greatest whaever whatever.. People go just cheer especially one aunty with tear tear legins that they said shes the director level 2.. See title..
The bros wey dey front, started saying.. Right now i am making 7 figures...
I started like u, in 6 month you will have paid trips to dubai.. I called aunty that brought us.. I said.. Where is the warehouse now.. Wetin be this... She said listen fess.. Omo my vex started doing press up..
The idiot at the friend was still saying...
I said i am making millions.. One of our team here just got back from germany.. One sister with kro kro on her face with her gele and ankara... They werey cheering her.. First lady.. 😂...😂 ..the stupid acting was so poor and annoying atleast make una use better person
The bros said just bring two people .. Two people will bring two people. We will give u product to sell or use.. Multi vitamins.. You will register with 14 thousand.. Na there i vexx. Come u dey mad?.
Shey all of una dey mad?... The aunty ran to me.. Brother calm down...
See madam if i elbow u..Who is ur brother . My friend don rush go dey find kpako 😂 😂.. .
The bros at the front started saying
...thats how you will give people riches they will reject...
I just go meet am.. GOD go punish u. See ur smelly armpit.. 7figures kill u there
That ur shoe wey be like family inheritance... If if nod u now...
I just dey change am for everybody... My friend just say make we dey go..
That aunty followed us outside.. And said come now.. Calm down i, started like u.. I was like. U dey mad? Do u know me?? 😂😂
I no blame u... Because u see me for danfo... Infact ginme my 500naira wey i pay for u... .. My guy just say make i free am... We started going home..
First of all, we don quit our jobs... We don even insult our bosses.. How our life won be now...
Aunty no tell us say na GNLD abi networking business... And i dey see those people dey carry laptop bags for oshodi bridge.. They tell everybody... Excuse me sir...
But this aunty no hustle like her mate... She just dress fine go sit down for bus...
Since dat day. If u tell me GNLD.. Networking business.. Anything go join me to refer anybody.. I fit just elbow u 😂
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