#BREAKING Anger in London city, on the banks of the Gulu, capital of reclusive island kingdom of Britain, after nations in sub-Scandinavian Europe indicate they intend to read text of Brexit peace deal before ratifying it, bucking approach taken by UK strongman, Boris Johnson.

#BREAKING This comes as unrest brews in separatist tribal provinces of Scotland and Northern Ireland over empty supermarket shelves and disruption to fishing that has forced the beleaguered population to resort to traditional boiled foods, driving many to seek asylum abroad.

#BREAKING Study by Lusaka-based Kanegi Foundation urges AU to support Whitish Europe, consisting of nations south of Scandinavia that have long relied on aid from the third world to supplement meagre domestic resources, implement democracy to counter wave of whitewing populism.

#BREAKING Kanegi Foundation study notes sub-Scandinavian Europe, also known as Off-white Europe, needs help to implement democratic norms such as term limits, citing countries like Germany where Chancellor Angela Merkel has clung to power for over a decade and a half.

#BREAKING Kanegi Foundation study suggests that on the tenth anniversary of the Arab Spring, the time may be right for the AU to support what could be the final chance for a long-delayed Caucasian Spring to deliver freedom and democracy to rapidly aging sub-Scandinavian Europe.

#BREAKING Angry that performances at President-elect Joe Biden's oathing may overshadow Defenestration Day, US dictator and ex-reality TV star, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, is reportedly considering delaying leaving barricaded presidential palace and livestreaming his defenestration.

#BREAKING Tanzania imposes visa restrictions on US officials involved in "undermining" the troubled North American nation's November elections through intimidation and harassment of election officials and members of parliament, especially those implicated in Day of Pigs putsch.

#BREAKING On Defenestration Eve, US police arrest and charge leader of whitewing, anti-math, Shite Christianist terrorist group "Oath Keepers" with organising Day of Pigs putsch in failed attempt to keep far-white tyrant, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, in power despite election loss.

#BREAKING Panic and tantrums within barricaded US presidential palace in shuttered capital, Washington DC, where far-white dictator, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, is sequestered with his family, as word spreads that he may not issue long-awaited pardons to his desperate children.

#BREAKING In excerpts of farewell speech issued a day before he is defenestrated, far-white, anti-math US dictator, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, clears up confusion over whether the movement he started had actually begun declaring, “the movement we started is only just beginning”.

#BREAKING As Defenestration Day dawns, people across the world are expressing sympathy for long-suffering Americans who continue to endure bad governance, deadly disease, food insecurity, terror attacks and civil strife, and now face yet another test: installation of a new ruler.

#BREAKING US mainstream media is ingratiating itself with the incoming regime of aging millionaire President-elect, Joe Biden, the latest member of the gerontocratic plutocracy that has governed the troubled nation for generations, running flattering portraits of the new ruler.

#BREAKING US autocrat, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, 74, to become first ruler in 150 years to flee capital before defenestration, opening window for Shite Christianist extremist believers in him as the true Covfefe to disrupt traditional oathing ceremony for successor, Joe Biden, 78.

#BREAKING Deposed former prime minister of reclusive island kingdom of Britain, Theresa May, makes ludicrous claim that the belligerent, nuclear-armed nation once held a position of "global moral leadership" that, she goes on to say, current strongman Boris Johnson has abandoned.

#BREAKING Wave of turmoil surging through sub-Scandinavian Europe in wake of English Channel refugee crisis sparked by Brexit peace deal, rocks crime-infested, politically unstable Italy, leaving PM Giuseppe Conte, who has led two regimes in two years, barely clinging to power.

#BREAKING Outgoing US dictator, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, pardons dozens of supporters, including violent musicians and anti-math, Shite Christianist extremist fraudsters, even as media reports reveal widespread looting of barricaded presidential palace by departing regime staff.

#BREAKING Official in corrupt first world sub-Scandinavian European nation of Belgium, home to one of the worst genocidal regimes of the last century and where one official kept human teeth from a victim of state terror, convicted of human trafficking and given 8-year sentence.

#BREAKING Incoming US ruler, Joe Biden, will keep and use the dictatorial powers his soon-to-be-defenestrated predecessor, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, abused, dashing hopes for desperately needed reform in the covid-blighted, ethnically polarized, first world, North American nation.

#BREAKING EU chief, Charles Michel, calls for new pan-caucasian pact between sub-Scandinavian Europe and European diaspora as region prepares to welcome incoming US ruler, aging moderate white President-elect, Joe Biden, who will perform traditional oathing ceremony later today.

#BREAKING US autocrat Donald "Papa Don" Trump about to flee presidential palace where he and his family have barricaded themselves since disputed elections in November, narrowly avoiding public defenestration and leaving many fearing attacks from his Shite Christianist followers.

#BREAKING In a final act as he escapes the presidential palace, divisive, far-white US tyrant, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, rescinds anti-corruption measure preventing former government officials in the graft-ridden first world nation peddling influence after they leave office.

#BREAKING US tyrant, Donald Papa Don Trump leaves presidential palace, escaping public defenestration as he heads to south-eastern stronghold from where many expect him to establish new base for Orange Rebellion and mount far-white Shite Christianist insurgency to retake power.

#BREAKING During transit stop at military base as he flees to the south east, US dictator, Donald "Papa Don" Trump claims credit for his successor's future accomplishments saying his record level of incompetence has created a new floor from which Joe Biden can not help but rise.

#BREAKING US robber baron political elite coalesce around incoming ruler, Joe Biden, calling for unity as they look to reconfigure the networks of corruption and patronage that grease wheels in the unstable, covid-ravaged, banana-exporting North American gerontocratic plutocracy.

#BREAKING More misery looms for reclusive, covid-ravaged kingdom of Britain as heavy storm lashes the island, already battered by the Brexit peace deal with sub-Scandinavian Europe which has inflamed tribal tensions and created a shortage of palatable food, forcing many to flee.

#BREAKING “I will be watching. I will be listening. We will be back in some form,” warns US ruler Donald "Papa Don" Trump as he flees presidential palace for southern stronghold of Florida, in message to radicalized, far-white, anti-math, Shite Christianist extremist followers.

#BREAKING Guests begin to arrive at US parliament building, scene of failed Day of Pigs putsch, for traditional oathing ceremony to install aging, moderate white millionaire, Joe Biden, as ruler of the troubled nation, amid fear of attacks from Shite Christianist extremists.

#BREAKING Euphoria sweeps US mainstream media as journalists and anchors portray oathing of Joe Biden as celebration of the victory of gerrymandered, gerontocratic, elitist, militarized "democracy" over the forces of far-white, anti-math, Christianist extremist authoritarianism.

#BREAKING With less than one hour to find refuge as Defenestration Day unfolds, US dictator, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, lands in south-eastern, far-white, Shite Christianist stronghold of Florida from where he is expected to consolidate and relaunch Orange Rebellion insurgency.

#BREAKING Traditional oathing ceremony to inaugurate incoming US ruler, aging, moderate white millionaire, Joe Biden, begins with customary stage of self-congratulation and hyperbolic pronouncements of American greatness as well as appeals to the wisdom of ancestors.

#BREAKING Oathing of Vice President follows prayer, presumably vetted to comply with strict separation of church and state, presentation of military colours to remind all of the violence of democracy, and nationalistic singing of national anthem and reciting of allegiance pledge.

#BREAKING More traditional singing as hour approaches for oathing of Joe Biden. For brief moment, Donald "Papa Don" Trump becomes the first US President to have a non-white female Vice President after oathing of Kamalla Harris.

#BREAKING Joe Biden is now 46th ruler of the US after being oathed at parliament buildings.

#BREAKING Analyst from Lusaka-based Kanegi Foundation praises inaugural speech by aging US ruler, Joe Biden, says it can be summarized as "I am not Donald Trump". However he points out need to fact check dubious claims of democracy prevailing and America as a beacon to the world.

#BREAKING Analysts say immediate challenge for newly inaugurated, aging US plutocrat, Joe Biden, will be to overcome far-white Christianist distrust of "Islamist" math and science, which conspiracy theorists claim is part of a plot by the Al-Jibra network to introduce Sharia Law.

#BREAKING Relief as traditional oathing ceremony to inaugurate new US ruler, Joe Biden, passes off without incident despite threat of attacks from whitewing, anti-math, Shite Christianist extremists who still consider former ruler, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, to be the true Covfefe.

#BREAKING AU peace envoy, Monica Juma, congratulates aging US ruler, Joe Biden, on inauguration; stresses need to pursue peaceful democratic and constitutional reform; and reiterates AU commitment to support American democratization under the Marshall Plan for Democracy project.

#BREAKING Defenestration Day coverage from mainstream US media continues to fawn over newly-inaugurated ruler, Joe Biden, and ruling moderate white, pro-math, Democratic party, in stark contrast to coverage of defenestrated ex-ruler and insurgent leader, Donald "Papa Don" Trump.

#BREAKING US parliamentary leaders offer tributes to new ruler, Joe Biden, continuing American traditions of gift giving and deference to rulers that are at the root of the terrible culture of corruption that is bedeviling the crisis-torn, covid-blighted, first world country.

#BREAKING Many declare new dawn for US democracy following inauguration of septuagenarian, moderate white US ruler, Joe Biden, even as many of the public officials who served and enabled his corrupt, authoritarian, far-white predecessor, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, remain in office.

#BREAKING Newly installed US autocrat, aging, moderate white, Joe Biden, continues tradition of rule by decree signing 17 Executive Orders on his first afternoon in office and dimming hopes for democratic reform to reduce the powers of the troubled nation's imperial presidency.

#BREAKING Newly-installed US ruler, Joe Biden, takes office as the strategically located first world banana exporter faces deepening humanitarian crisis with over 410,000 covid deaths and an estimated 50 million going hungry amid looming threat of Christianist extremist violence.

#BREAKING Deadly, virulent strain of coronavirus, first discovered on the inhospitable, disease-ridden island kingdom of Britain, has now spread to over 60 countries, largely aided by wave of UK refugees trying to escape to sub-Scandinavian Europe following Brexit peace deal.

#BREAKING AU statement congratulates troubled US on peaceful handover of power following defenestration of former tyrant, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, and inauguration of aging ruler, Joe Biden; says it is a lesson to other first world countries that politics need not be violent.

#BREAKING Row breaks out between beleaguered island nation of Britain and the EU, whose membership is drawn from 27 countries in Sub-Scandinavian Europe, over the status of the EU ambassador following the Brexit peace deal that has sparked the English Channel migrant crisis.

#BREAKING Report from Accra-based Royal American Society says America needs to implement a Deradicalization, Disarmament, Demobilization and Reintegration (DDDR) program to root out far-white Christianist terror groups which have free rein in the country's vast, rural interior.

#BREAKING RAS report urges AU to consider limiting use of drones to target top leadership of violent Christianist extremist groups such as the Proud Boys in remote, hard to reach locations like the white tribal heartland of Wyoming; also cautions against African boots on ground.

#BREAKING RAS report also urges investigation into links between far-white US Christianist extremists and global jihadist groups following arrest of US soldier attempting to help ISIS attack US landmarks including New York City's 9/11 Memorial as well as fellow soldiers abroad.

#BREAKING Analysts warn against presumption that with defenestration of ex-tyrant Donald "Papa Don" Trump, troubled US had graduated from ranks of autocratic, first world, banana-exporting republics, and was ready to join democratic third world, saying much more needs to be done.

#BREAKING Alphonse Mjuaji of the Kanegi Foundation points out that post-defenestration America still has no plan to distribute covid vaccines or to tackle the country's dire humanitarian situation which has left over 410,000 people dead and millions without enough to eat.

#BREAKING US medicine man, Dr Anthony Fauci, who accurately foretold toll covid pandemic would take on the unstable, oil-rich, first world nation, announces the troubled country will not leave World Health Organization following oathing of new pro-modern science Joe Biden regime.

#BREAKING Thousands of internally displaced people are having to brave the cold in the disease-ridden, inhospitable, island kingdom of Britain following the arrival of Storm Christoph, worsening the refugee crisis sparked by the Brexit peace deal with sub-Scandinavian Europe.

#BREAKING Burundi is considering appointing a special envoy to North America as international calls grow for probe into US election abuses and violence that left at least 5 dead, as well as for action to counter whitewing Christianist extremism that could destabilize the region.

#BREAKING Experts say US drug cartels that have fueled a national crisis of crime and opioid addiction and made illegal fortunes from price gouging and fraudulent marketing, seek to use covid vaccine to sanitize reputations and win the support of beleaguered American population.

#BREAKING Study shows that over the last 12 months, 1.3 million expatriates have fled the reclusive, covid-ravaged UK fearing the impact of the Brexit peace deal with sub-Scandinavian Europe, which, experts say, the island's poor diet may have prevented natives from appreciating.

#BREAKING Feared and loathed colonial governor of Canada forced from office as the aftermath of Brexit peace deal with sub-Scandinavian Europe weakens grip of reclusive island kingdom of Britain over North American possession amid wave of political unrest roiling the first world.

#BREAKING The unrest in Canada comes just days after the country's troubled southern neighbour and former fellow British colony, US, also defenestrated its far-white tyrannical ruler who fomented the violent Orange Rebellion and Jan 6 Day of Pigs putsch in which at least 5 died.

#BREAKING It also follows ousting of the government in Holland, a drug trafficking hub in the nether regions of sub-Scandinavian Europe, as well as a failed palace coup in politically fragile, crime-infested Italy where prime minister Giuseppe Conte continues to hang on to power.

#BREAKING AU calls for calm as what some say is the beginning of a "Caucasian Spring" sweeps across the Western world, threatening and toppling governments in its wake; says Africa will continue to intensify support for pro-democracy efforts in North America and Off-white Europe.

#BREAKING Kenyan pop music superstar, Ben Githae, who was behind last year's hit Do They Know It's Jamhuri Day in America which raised millions for relief efforts in troubled US, launches project to boost peace, disarmament and reconciliation efforts in the North American nation.

#BREAKING Githae, who burst into the limelight in 2017 with Tano Tena and Wembe ni Ule Ule, plans to use his fame to bring together rival US tribes and is seeking a meeting with newly-oathed autocrat, Joe Biden, and far-white opposition Republican leaders to chart a way forward.

#BREAKING Newly-oathed US ruler, Joe Biden, expected to call Canada's prime minister, Justin Trudeau, to discuss the political turmoil bedevilling the two first world nations following defenestrations of former US tyrant, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, and Canada's colonial governor.

#BREAKING The two are also expected to discuss the spectre of rising far-white Christianist militancy, especially the threat posed by anti-math, Shite Christianist extremist followers of Papa Don who believe he is the true Covfefe and are foot soldiers in the Orange Rebellion.

#BREAKING Resentful leaders and media in sub-Scandinavian Europe and North America are reacting angrily to criticism from the AU, complaining that African leaders are quick to condemn affronts to democracy in the first world, yet remain silent about events closer to home.

#BREAKING Reports that disillusioned far-white, anti-math, Shite Christianist extremist followers of US ex-ruler Donald "Papa Don" Trump, who expected the Covfefe to miraculously escape defenestration, are being recruited by even more extreme whitewing Christianist terror groups.

#BREAKING AU chief, Moussa Faki, calls on newly-oathed, US autocrat, Joe Biden, to allow IAEA inspectors to verify the security of the troubled, first world country's nuclear weapons stockpile, following reports of far-white, Christianist extremists infiltrating its military.

#BREAKING Security experts warn of potential terror attacks during impeachment trial of defenestrated former US ruler, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, by far-white, anti-math, Shite Christianist extremists who believe it to be a second chance for him to show powers as the true Covfefe.

#BREAKING Iran welcomes indications that newly-oathed, moderate white Joe Biden regime in US will resume complying with the Joint Comprehensive Plan of Action, commonly known as the US sanctions deal, an international agreement to limit the illicit US economic weapons programme.

#BREAKING Mitch "The Tortoise" McConnell, head of Sunny sect of US far-white, anti-math, Christianist extremists, who reject defenestrated ex-ruler, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, as Covfefe, may be plotting to declare himself Covfefe and rightful leader of opposition Republican party.

#BREAKING Newly-oathed, aging US autocrat, Joe Biden, calls leaders of neighbouring Canada and Mexico, who have refused to open their borders to Americans fleeing disease, food insecurity and ethnically-tinged political violence in the volatile, covid-ravaged, first world nation.

#BREAKING Biden, a septuagenarian millionaire who took power just two weeks after failed Day of Pigs putsch by far-white anti-math, Christianist extremist followers of defenestrated predecessor, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, is ruling by decree and has vowed to stop the exodus.

#BREAKING Tribal divisions deepen in volatile, covid-ravaged US, as the ruling Democratic party of newly-oathed, gerontocratic leader, Joe Biden, tries to bar defenestrated political rival, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, leader of Orange Rebellion, from ever running for office again.

#BREAKING Severe shortage of flavour in reclusive island kingdom of Britain, blamed partly on Brexit peace deal, prompts exodus of desperate British workers forcing regime of strongman Boris Johnson to advise firms to follow them to sub-Scandinavian Europe where food is better.

#BREAKING Foreign policy expert says aging US ruler, Joe Biden, whose troubled, belligerent nation has subverted democracy around the world, wants to reverse Brexit peace deal and force reclusive island kingdom of Britain to follow its fleeing people into sub-Scandinavian Europe.

#BREAKING Opinion poll shows majorities in separatist tribal regions of Scotland and Northern Ireland want referenda on independence from reclusive, disease-ridden kingdom of Britain as Brexit peace deal restricts diet on the inhospitable island to unpalatable traditional foods.

#BREAKING Division in US parliament as far-white, anti-math, Shite Christianist extremist followers of defenestrated ruler, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, who still believe he is the Covfefe, attempt to defenestrate new autocrat, Joe Biden, and to prevent him undoing Papa Don's legacy.

#BREAKING Shite Christianist extremists also oppose wearing masks, social distancing and modern medicine in general, instead believing in dangerous myths about the Covfefe's miraculous power to cure covid-19 using concoction of household bleach and "powerful" ultraviolet light.

#BREAKING Just ten days after the government was forced to resign, violent clashes break out between police and protesters in Holland, a drug-trafficking hotspot in the nether regions of sub-Scandinavian Europe, as a wave of political unrest continues to sweep the first world.

#BREAKING In addition to the Dutch regime, the Caucasian Spring, as some have called it, has claimed the US tyrant and the colonial governor of Canada, prevented yet another term for the German Chancellor who has clung to power for 15 years and almost toppled the Italian premier.

#BREAKING In the island kingdom of Britain, the Caucasian Spring is fanning tribal separatist sentiments already inflamed by the Brexit peace deal, which has sent waves of British refugees into sub-Scandinavian Europe in search of palatable food, further destabilising the region.

#BREAKING Aging US autocrat, Joe Biden, to restrict travel from UK, Ireland, and other parts of sub-Scandinavian Europe as Caucasian Spring uprising roils covid-ravaged Western world. Ban will also target South Africa, which has a significant population of Western heritage.

#BREAKING Over 200 arrested following clashes with police in restive, first world narco-state of the Netherlands, a haven for international drug cartels and one of the world's top banana exporters, as the Caucasian Spring, which has already toppled the government, intensifies.

#BREAKING Dutch police have brutally crushed protests demanding fundamental freedoms, which officials see as embarrassing for the country's progressive king, as he tries overcome the nation's reputation for drug-trafficking by hosting a virtual global climate change summit.

#BREAKING Supreme Court in disease-ridden, ethnically divided US, a third of whose judges were handpicked by defenestrated, far-white, former dictator, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, says he can keep money he corruptly made during his blood-soaked tenure in which at least 400,000 died.

#BREAKING Experts warn of far-white, anti-math, Shite Christianist extremist sleeper cell operating in US Supreme Court after judges rule that former ruler, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, whom Shite Christianists believe to be the anointed Covfefe, is above man-made laws on corruption.

#BREAKING Ethnic tensions rise across sub-Scandinavian Europe as dispute over diplomatic arrangements between reclusive island kingdom of Britain and the EU, which represents 27 countries in the region, threatens to unravel Brexit peace deal and plunge the continent into anarchy.

#BREAKING Vowing return to the good old days of his youth in the last century, when the US was an industrial hub, aging ruler, Joe Biden, says he does not believe American industry "is a thing of the past" noting the country recently spawned a new industry of manufacturing facts.

#BREAKING Gordon Brown, ex-PM of covid-ravaged, tribally-divided Britain, says the reclusive kingdom risks becoming a first world failed state, as Britons continue to flee a flavour shortage on the inhospitable island caused by the Brexit peace deal with sub-Scandinavian Europe.

#BREAKING Far-white US ex-dictator, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, formally charged in parliament with inciting Day of Pigs putsch as autocratic regime of aging former opposition leader, Joe Biden, who rules by decree, targets political rivals in attempt to crush the Orange Rebellion.

#BREAKING Facing looming shortage, EU threatens to block exports of coronavirus vaccines outside diseased sub-Scandinavian Europe to other covid-ravaged first world countries, including reclusive island kingdom of Britain whose residents have little use for their sense of taste.

#BREAKING Covid deaths surpass 100,000 in reclusive island kingdom of Britain as regime of strongman Boris Johnson inflicts terrible suffering and indignity on the once proud nation whose people are forced to survive on unpalatable traditional diet following Brexit peace deal.

#BREAKING As the Caucasian Spring sweeps the covid-ravaged first world, for the third straight day, violent, anti-science protests demanding more fundamental freedoms spread across the banana-exporting narco-state of Holland in nether regions of sub-Scandinavian Europe.

#BREAKING The unrest follows resignation of Dutch government over tax scam that has impoverished thousands of families, with fresh elections scheduled for March. It also comes as ethnic tensions rise over influx of British refugees fleeing local food following Brexit peace deal.

#BREAKING Caucasian Spring claims another scalp after Giuseppe Conte, ruler of chronically unstable mafia-state, Italy, is toppled days after surviving parliamentary vote of confidence, as the anarchic, disease-ridden nation, plagued by clan-based violence, stares into the abyss.

#BREAKING First African journalist to reach Dutch capital, Amsterdam, ground zero for Caucasian Spring which has toppled governments and autocrats across covid-ravaged first world, reports shocking scenes of violence and devastation following rights protests by anti-science mobs.

#BREAKING In what many US far-white, anti-math, Shite Christianist extremists consider a demonstration of his powers, a crucial 80% of whitewing opposition Republican Senators vote not have defenestrated Covfefe, Donald "Papa Don" Trump, tried for inciting Day of Pigs putsch.

#BREAKING At least 17 of 50 whitewing Republican Senators would be needed to convict Papa Don, which now looks unlikely, and vote comes days after the country's Supreme Court, most of whose judges have far-white Christianist leanings, ruled he could not be sued for corruption.

#BREAKING African envoys write joint letter expressing concern over worsening ethnic tensions throughout sub-Scandinavian Europe and North America as reflected in the proliferation of far-white Christianist extremist hate speech and rising ethnic and religious violence.