1. How many books have you sold?
The answer is JESUS CHRIST I just published the book six days ago.
I think the answer is MORE THAN YOU, but I wonât have reliable numbers for a few weeks.
The answer is JESUS CHRIST I just published the book six days ago.
I think the answer is MORE THAN YOU, but I wonât have reliable numbers for a few weeks.
2. Did you send it to @chrissyteigen @Oprah @ReeseW @tyrabanks @TheEllenShow and <insert IG influencer here>?
Yes. Even though itâs COVID, weâre all getting together next week with Michelle Obama to discuss marketing strategies because theyâre totally blown away by my writing.
Yes. Even though itâs COVID, weâre all getting together next week with Michelle Obama to discuss marketing strategies because theyâre totally blown away by my writing.
3. Are you going to be on the @joerogan @richroll @BreneBrown and <totally hip and unknown to me> Podcast?
Yup, you know it. Iâm talking to you right now because Iâm in-between A-list podcast shows.
Yup, you know it. Iâm talking to you right now because Iâm in-between A-list podcast shows.
4. Are you going to do a book tour?
What? Approximately 4000 people die from COVID each day.
Iâm currently touring my home office, my family room, the kitchen and the bathroom.
What? Approximately 4000 people die from COVID each day.
Iâm currently touring my home office, my family room, the kitchen and the bathroom.
5. You must have bad luck to publish a book during an insurrection.
Something is always bound to happen. Good ideas are good ideas. If I did my job right, my book will have a longer shelf life than the Trump presidency.
Something is always bound to happen. Good ideas are good ideas. If I did my job right, my book will have a longer shelf life than the Trump presidency.
6. Will you have a party when this is all over?
Fuck yes.
Fuck yes.
7. I think I can write a book. How hard could it be?
Itâs not hard at all, buddy.
Good luck to you.
Itâs not hard at all, buddy.
Good luck to you.
8. Why didnât you self-publish? I heard traditional publishing houses donât do anything.
Oh you heard that? Ok.
AndI didnât self-publish for the same reasons that I donât do surgery on myself: I like people who have expertise.
Oh you heard that? Ok.
AndI didnât self-publish for the same reasons that I donât do surgery on myself: I like people who have expertise.
9. Seriously tell me â how many books do you think you sold?
Honestly, I have no idea. Looked okay on Amazon the other day. Will know more soon. But if I only sold 22 copies, Iâm proud of the effort. Humbled by all the love and support. Grateful for every copy sold.
Honestly, I have no idea. Looked okay on Amazon the other day. Will know more soon. But if I only sold 22 copies, Iâm proud of the effort. Humbled by all the love and support. Grateful for every copy sold.
10. Whatâs next?
Iâm working on my next project called #CorporateDrinker about workplace drinking cultures, addiction, and success at the office.
Yes, there will be true tales of debauchery and reflections on my problems with alcohol.
Feel-good book of 2022/2023!
Iâm working on my next project called #CorporateDrinker about workplace drinking cultures, addiction, and success at the office.
Yes, there will be true tales of debauchery and reflections on my problems with alcohol.
Feel-good book of 2022/2023!
Everybody keeps asking when I'll be on @TODAYshow @GMA etc. as if that's natural for business authors and it just makes me dream of the day when I wake up, give out some wise advice about jobs, and throw it to @alroker for the weather.
You knowâhow other authors do it.
You knowâhow other authors do it.
