Wooow! It says here you died of ligma, huh? Never heard of that one before, but first time for everything.
Father, why did Hypnos say I died of ligma? Normally, it's redacted. We both know you ran me through with that pigsticker of yours, so why not just say it, why the ruse? What even is ligma anyway?
Because, boy, you have been nothing but an ignominious thorn in my side. Think you that you can humiliate me time and time again? Well listen close then because I want these words to reverberate through that stubborn head of yours next you face me. Ligma balls, boy. Ligma. Balls.
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