I met @Hauwa_L and I decided to take her on a date to get to know her more. Little did I know that I just suscribed for trouble😭😭
Me: Hauwa Shey we should go to one local restaurant so you'll eat well
Hauwa: Ahn ahn what do take me for let's go to big restaurant joor
Me: Ok oo
Gets to the restaurant
Me: Hauwa me I dinnor have plenty money for this place oo. Let me just order something small for you
Hauwa: Ok my dear
Waiter: What can I offer you
Me begins to talk.....
Hauwa: Shey You people have Jollof rice
Waiter: Yes
Hauwa: Ehn Give me 3 plates
Me: 👇🏾
Waiter: Would you like salad with it ma
Hauwa: Me I don't know how to eat that one o Sha put it
Waiter: What else ma
Hauwa: You people have whole chicken abi.. Bring one
Waiter: Ok ma, what beverage would you like
Hauwa: Beverage ke?, I've not finish ordering the food o
Ha: Sha Bring all those ones first
Waiter: And you ma? Won't you like anything
Me: Ah noo thank you. I'm ok I came to watch her eat.
Waiter leaves
Me: Hauwa!
Ha: .......
Me: Hauwa!!!
Ha:......
Me: Hauwa
Ha: What happen now shey you don't know that people are looking ni
Me:
Me: Hauwa who will pay for the food
Ha: You na shebi I hear that your father haff die and he left money for you
Me: Are You mad? Is madness running in your family?. Which father haff die is it you that kill him
Ha: 😰 Kabiru is a mumu so he haff not kill that man since
Me:
Me: Hauwa what did you do
Ha:
Me: Talk now before I strangle you
Ha: Shebi it's you that said that if your daddy die all the money will come to you and the man will still die one day I now say I should fast forward to the day
Me: 😭😭 Hauwa did I send you
Ha: I help my friend ni.
Me: yehh I'm in trouble 😭😭
Ha: (scratches head) Me I've already send Kabiru to kill him o
Me: Hauwa shebi you're the only child and your daddy haff money why did you not kill him instead😭
Ha: They have disown me again.. me I dinnor have daddy and Mummy
Me: 😭They warn me they say that you're mad it's me that dinnor hear word
Me: about to leave the restaurant to go and save my dad
Ha: Shey you'll not give me money to pay for the food ni
Me: It's God that wee punish you idiot go and collect the money from your father
Ha: Egbami
@Hauwa_L if I catch you 😭😭
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The more people see this tweet the more people will help me deal with this girl😭
P.S: My daddy did not die Kabiru did not know how to use gun. Mumu go and shoot himself 😝😋
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