A: *spills a barrel of blood on the floor*
B: What the HELL?
A: That's an uncivil tone
B: You spilled a barrel of blood on the floor!
A: Let's look forward
B: Clean it up!
A: Oooh that would risk our fragile unity
B: It's seeping in!
A: Blood is soaking both sides of the room

B: Who even DOES that?
A: Anybody could have
B: YOU did
A: Oh so now I'm unredeemable
B: You need to pay for new carpet
A: We'd never heal as roommates then
B: What does that even mean
A: It's the sort of thing that might lead to more blood, if you get me
B:
A: Good you get me

B: Fine, I guess I'll just clean it up. Jesus.
A: But how will you PAY for it?
B: I'll use my savings if I have to
A: Oh I took that yesterday
B: WHAT?
A: Cleared it out
B: YOU ROBBED ME?
A: I used your entitlements to give myself a tax break
B: Give it back!
A: That's socialism