Y'all know that this story gets SO much worse than this, right?

I mean, we're at neo-Nazis trying to kill Congress and the MyPillow guy staffing the NSA and CIA with turncoats. But. It gets SUPER WORSE.

Hey, strap in... 🙃
P.S. Worse for the morons criming and treasoning on consumer electronics with Bitcoin and stuff.

Decent people should merely have heartburn. 😀
OK, OK, Shall I <THREAD?> Here goes:

THE PROFFER CASCADE!

A term popularized by @Dry_Observer. When each confession feeds into the next.

THIS WILL BE SO FATAL FOR IDIOT TRAITORS!!!
The jackwagons last week attempted seditious conspiracy, turning myriad cellphones into targets of search warrants supported by probably cause.

Meaning every mention of a threat on Congress, an illegal firearms sale, selling drugs? Anything?

Becomes another arrest warrant.
So the jackwagons are facing prison. Their attorneys such a plea deal, but wait, they have to give up EVERY CO-CONSPIRATOR THEY KNOW, PLUS EVERY CRIME THEY'VE HEARD ABOUT! Otherwise, no deal.

And these people have friends who don't believe it the law.
Forget about the homeruns, like having Roger Stone's cell number in their contacts, or private messages from Assange...

...just the number of conspiracies to harass, stalking, harm, thieve, and traffic will be...legendary. 😀
Each of these knuckletwats who doesn't want the *full sentence* for trying to murder democracy will be spilling on every co-conspirator possible, having been told that the first person to confess gets the good deal.

You know...Game Theory? 🤣 (prisoners' dilemma)
Every bit of stalking, assault, meth cooking, and illegal parallel parking will be proffered or... no deal from prosecutors.

These people cry when they lose their frequent flyer miles.

There will be much flipping.
Forget Stephen Miller, Seb Gorka, Bannon, or those moronsickles for a second. They'll shank each other, too.

Before that, the entire edifice of cretins will turn to be Fed prosecutors' witnesses.

And then none shall survive or thrive.
But then ALSO the Bannon/Flynn crew will also beg.

Because they're covering for billionaires who know the game's all the way up.

Proffer cascade.
Each confession fuels the next brutally unforgiving prosecution. For the worst of crimes.

And now, it's an inevitable tsunami of prosecutorial hydrochloric acid. 😀
Let's take 'er home, peeps. Put on some music.

How about Al Green, "Let's Stay Together?" Hope you can dance close with someone special.

Let's go. </>
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