Here is my 2014 standup HORCRUX special & clip thread. It’s an unlisted link bc we’re still in hunker mode so it free if you need it to be & need some comedy. Same name album version is my 3rd album & on @Pandora, @Spotify etc & as cd/dvd on my website).

This is a clip from the above 2014 show and i stand by what I said.

It’s from the special and it’s a joke short enough for Twitter. We’re a mask in any building you go into and be extra supportive and polite to anyone who’s working in that building today. And if that you. Thanks and be as safe as possible.

The typos as I rebuild this thread is killin me. Edit would be great Twitter. I other news... stop watching the news. Read it and never before bed. Help the person in front of you.

I have about six of these (from the above special) clipped and captioned. Here’s a story about going to Iraq.

Another Twitter length clip from the Horcrux vid. I can bring this back bc knobjob talking about grabbing pussies is half back under his rock. He’s 2%. My friends and brothers and husband are 98%. I like you guys. :) I believe in you.

Here’s part of a story from the above. Twitter loves 140seconds. Remember 140 characters? Remember we’re still in a pandemic! Mask up. Vaccine up. Then still mask up for a sec. be kind to people out there. I’m working on it over here. HIT AND MISS. I get you ;)

BEDTIME COMEDY CLIP

And now we go to - 2 years ago now? HBO 2DopeQueens set... this is a nice joke before bed. See you all later. Be well. Be patient. Be grownups.

Another joke from that set. I didn’t get it captioned. Still haven’t. Maybe when I rebuild this thread next month ill have done it. WE SHALL SEE! #2DopeQueens HBO

If you listen to the SAMPLE (just 5-10 seconds of each bit-so maybe 2 punchlines per track) lineup of my album “Hero” https://www.amazon.com/Not-Hero-This-Story-Explicit/dp/B06WRRGM7C you will know if you wish to stream/purchase it.

The last joke from that set that fits on Twitter. And I’m done reading the news for the night and would like to end my social media presence with something silly. We’ll see:)

My first Conan. 2013. Almost 30years into doing standup. Am I the role model of perseverance or someone who never really got the fancy side of show biz? Whatever it is - I’m grateful for @TeamCoco believing in me. Be good to@yourselves. Have whole lives. Do yer thing/art. Both.

Here’s the rest of that bit from that there fancy late night set. The ol SPOON bit. Enjoy.