How to carry out a "Capitol Siege" in 2021.

Furry hat dude: "Fuckin' hey man... You guys are fuckin' patriots..."

Super-polite "Capitol Police" dude: "Any chance I could get you guys to leave the Senate chambers?... This is like *THE* sacredest place..."

WTF is this?😂1/3đŸ”»
QAnon/Climate activist failed actor: "Thanks to our heavenly father being the inspiration needed to these police officers to *ALLOW* us in the building."

This is a violent insurrection? Or the pilot for a primetime comedy? Were the Capitol Police playing "security guards"? 2/3
HERE are the security guards! Standing around in the lobby watching the buffoonish LARPers clown the "sacredest place" in the Capitol, allowing it all to go down without a peep in protest.

Then the crowd outside yells, "Fuck the Blue!" đŸ€š

This is scripted nonsense. Period. 3/3
Just for my *PERSONAL* take: If I were in the Capitol Police, I wouldn't ask the QAnon actor guy to politely leave. I would slam his furry hat on the Senate chamber desk until he gave up and left immediately in a police van to be interrogated about his pretend "coup" attempt
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