Watching a silent movie and boy does Gladys have high standards
As a man of average deeds and boring experiences, Ed is not pleased
FFS Ed...
And now Paula's come along it's all 'What Happens On The Lost Continent, Stays On The Lost Continent'
Dude brings back a dinosaur that terrorizes London and he's all...
F*CK GLADYS GOT MARRIED!! Like, "Look! I brought a dinosaur back to prove to you I'm exciting!" and she's all like "Sorry, I couldn't wait a month"
She left Ed for THIS guy?
Turns out, Gladys is more interested in men who soley exist within the M25
All's well that ends well, Paula was on standby just down the street
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