Summary of today’s gist: A thread

1.

TwitterNg turned this app to a debate chamber when one 30Bg floor member (Tife) said Odunlade is the most versatile Nigerian actor.

The opposition party said Ibrahim Chatta is a better actor.

They sha threw bottle on top small argument.
2.

We woke up this Sunday morning to hear that one Nigerian made Mia Khalifa sucked someone’s sons peniz from Apapa to Anthony for about 30 minutes.

Lagos traffic can make you do different things, but giving head for about 30 minutes deserves a headies award.
3.

Wahala dey oo!😂😂😂
4.

Some of us were just coming back from Church when one Doctor (Pengking) left his patients, came to Twitter and said Comedians who use only their face in skits instead of paying other comedians are selfish.

That’s how TwitterNg people dragged doctor with his stethoscope
5.

Wahala be like bicycle...
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6.

Omo, there is problem oo...!!
7.

Lmaooo!!!
8.

Hot takes Twitter was hungry ,then this girl (IfeKiisha) brought food when she tweeted that she preached Christianity to her Uber driver who is a Muslim...

That’s how they dragged the girl down from her alter inside TwitterNg.
9.

TwitterNG react to the Nigerian based Jesus disciple’s tweet.
10.

Tor...
11.

Waka jeje...
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12.

After committing loads of sins, one tweep (Tife) tweeted...

“This heaven no actually sure for anyone living in Nigeria.”

One guy (RereAyodele) commited his own sin then came to Twitter and replied...

“Living in Nigeria is hell, we’re used to it already”
13.

Because of Valentine package, one girl (Chichi) said..

“You want to collect 865k box but you never spend reach 100k”

That’s how (Edijalo) replied..

“This is why most of ya'll are not rated outside Nigeria. Nothing major, Just hogwash mentality with paternity fraud vibes!”
14.

One tweep was playing when he tweeted....

“Someone said “The longer you stay single, the more they chew your wife”...”

Someone commented...

“My wife will always be single till the day we go meet”

Another person replied...

“Person wey don do 2 abortions”
15.

He lost and won at the same time.
They said schools will open tomorrow, some people have gone already, while some with coconut head are still at home.

As you go out of your house, try dey use nose mask 😷

May Sister Coro not see us oo.🤲🏼
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It’s been long Shepeteri Twitter gave us gist, but we expect them tomorrow.

Feminist Coven and Rainbow Twitter took a break after that war against Aisha Yesufu and Patriachy FC some days ago.

I come in peace, but I’ll be here for the violence!!!!🔥🔥
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