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My take on a few HORROR MOVIES!
1. It follows
Stop having sex lmafaoooo
1. It follows
Stop having sex lmafaoooo
2. Hereditary
A bad driver for a son, a dead animal collecting daughter and a sad and troubled mother.. Paimon really grabbed them by they nuts
A bad driver for a son, a dead animal collecting daughter and a sad and troubled mother.. Paimon really grabbed them by they nuts
3. The Invisible Man
Damn! Elon Musk really lost it this time
Damn! Elon Musk really lost it this time
4. Color of space
Artistic but yâall could have kept this abomination in the drafts....nobody needed it
Artistic but yâall could have kept this abomination in the drafts....nobody needed it
5. The tall grass
Sometimes you gotta say fuck dem kids
Sometimes you gotta say fuck dem kids
6. Scary stories to tell in the dark
Always dem damn kids! Enough! Go watch Teen Titans or sumn
Always dem damn kids! Enough! Go watch Teen Titans or sumn
7. Anabelle 2
You canât just invite anyone to your home. Cuhz look what that airhead unleashed
Also..
White people can invite a hoard of demons in their homes but if Niggas breathe they scared shitless lmaooo
You canât just invite anyone to your home. Cuhz look what that airhead unleashed
Also..
White people can invite a hoard of demons in their homes but if Niggas breathe they scared shitless lmaooo
8.Eli
His mum really said I donât care if you satanâs son youâre still my son
His mum really said I donât care if you satanâs son youâre still my son
9. Midsoomar
-Not all relationships need fixing!
-Ari Aster said yâall donât need to explore cultures!
Also, I learnt how to keep a man....
-Not all relationships need fixing!
-Ari Aster said yâall donât need to explore cultures!
Also, I learnt how to keep a man....
10. Brahams: The Boy 2
How to waste of 1hr 26mins of your life 101-
How to waste of 1hr 26mins of your life 101-
11.The turning
Remind me to never be a live-in-governess cuhz itâs still fuck dem kids. We get you tryna infuse ambiguity and uncertainity in the film but you fumbled the whole thing!
Remind me to never be a live-in-governess cuhz itâs still fuck dem kids. We get you tryna infuse ambiguity and uncertainity in the film but you fumbled the whole thing!
12. Truth Or Dare
Lmfao! Something had to stop yâall from playing this game! Thank you demon
Lmfao! Something had to stop yâall from playing this game! Thank you demon
13.Slenderman
We really need to do something about these damn kids
We really need to do something about these damn kids
14. The Nun
Trust the Catholics to always have the Ultimate Blood of Jesus Christ stored up in case a demon not the ruler of hell appears.
Trust the Catholics to always have the Ultimate Blood of Jesus Christ stored up in case a demon not the ruler of hell appears.
15. Geraldâs Game
Now if yâall would just stick to missionary, we wonât be having this discussion
Now if yâall would just stick to missionary, we wonât be having this discussion
16. Get out
Never trust a white person
Never trust a white person
17. Cabin In the woods
Even if you take a hot man to a cabin in the woods...yâall still gon die
Even if you take a hot man to a cabin in the woods...yâall still gon die
18. I.T
Colossally fuck dem kids
Colossally fuck dem kids
19. Evil Dead
Tentacle porn
Tentacle porn
20. Carrie
Nobody:
Stephen king: I need to write a story about being a dick to womanhood
Nobody:
Stephen king: I need to write a story about being a dick to womanhood
21. The Conjuring
Keep the demons coming cuhz the Warrens gotta eat
Keep the demons coming cuhz the Warrens gotta eat
22. Lights out
Just keep the fucking lights on nigga
Just keep the fucking lights on nigga
23.Human Centipede
NEVER AGAIN!
NEVER AGAIN!
24. Ready or Not
Alexa! Play niggas ainât shit
Alexa! Play niggas ainât shit
25.Donât breathe
Ohhh you done fucked with the wrong man
Ohhh you done fucked with the wrong man
26. Train to Busan
This is how I pictured the current pandemic
P.S: Second part was such a disappointment
This is how I pictured the current pandemic
P.S: Second part was such a disappointment
27. The thing
Ewww ewww ewww eww
Ewww ewww ewww eww
28. Autopsy of Jane Doe
This man and his son were just doing their job... dead things need to stay dead fr
This man and his son were just doing their job... dead things need to stay dead fr
29. The Call
Donât talk to strangers
Donât talk to strangers
30. Halloween
My favorite slasher sequel.
My favorite slasher sequel.
