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Thread: A dumb guy takes edibles and tries to make sense of art.
First up, here we have a man attempting to explain Qanon.
First up, here we have a man attempting to explain Qanon.
"Maybe if I pretend to be asleep, he'll go the fuck away."
1875—'Man Peeing Off Balcony'
Before television, people just sat around watching chickens with their drunk uncles.
When he accidentally finds your Twitter account and starts reading.
"Officer, I can explain"
"You're my only friend, statue of Tom Hanks in Castaway."
Ain't no shame in a solo quarantine party
1891— @chelseaperetti will stab you if you don't drink this daiquiri.
Tactic #3 for when the cops bust your party: Just pretend to be asleep.
"Soldier, prepare me a horse for battle!"
"General, but you've never ridden a horse before."
"I SAID FETCH MY HORSE"
"General, but you've never ridden a horse before."
"I SAID FETCH MY HORSE"
A young Stephen Miller practices greeting the Fuhrer.
When you spend some of that stimulus money on new threads.
When you're waiting for your friends to realize that they're hogging the blunt.
1848—"Tintin and Snowy Stealing Some Shit"
Him: "There's one last donut. Do you want it?"
Me:
Me:
"Grandma sent you such a nice outfit for Christmas. Why don't we send her a picture of you wearing it."
"Yo birds! Check out this sweet air guitar solo!"
When you pull up in your shitty car and your friends start immediately making fun of the rustbucket.
1933—Lobsterhead sneaks up on a young Professor X
One of the lamest X-men had the power of umbrella telekinesis, but it only worked indoors.
