5 goals in 9 minutes? Werner can do that with his eyes closed...
Being involved in all 7 goals against a top 6 team in England in UCL knockout is something I can do in my sleep ffs so easy
Scoring all 4 goals in a 4-3 win, who can’t do that?
Look at this mediocre touch, so bad..
He can’t assist as well... just a pointless player

Look at this back heel, easy af. Maguire can do that with his eyes closed
Just another shit goal, bad touch and a lucky finish
Stepping up in finals isn’t something for Lewy, tried to chip it and look how bad it went..
He can’t take free kicks as well


End of thread, hopefully you’ve learned something new

If you’re dumb enough to think I’m serious with this then I have no words for you