Why Robert Lewandowski is the biggest false image in football

[A THREAD]
5 goals in 9 minutes? Werner can do that with his eyes closed...
FIFA men’s best player? Meaningless trophy, winning the Carabao Cup is clear
Being involved in all 7 goals against a top 6 team in England in UCL knockout is something I can do in my sleep ffs so easy
Third most goals in one UCL competition, my Nan can do that with one leg smh
Thank god the Ballon D’or got cancelled, he would’ve undeservedly won it ffs Troy Deeney is clear
Scoring all 4 goals in a 4-3 win, who can’t do that?
Look at this mediocre touch, so bad..
He can’t assist as well... just a pointless player 🙄
Look at this back heel, easy af. Maguire can do that with his eyes closed
Just another shit goal, bad touch and a lucky finish
Stepping up in finals isn’t something for Lewy, tried to chip it and look how bad it went..
He can’t take free kicks as well😭😂
End of thread, hopefully you’ve learned something new 👍🏼
If you’re dumb enough to think I’m serious with this then I have no words for you
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