why titties are better than ass (thread):
1. they're simply more attractive

this is more of a subjective one so i cant really give a definitive argument but imho titties are just nicer, more pleasing to the eye.
2. you can suck em

i fw ass but nothin you can do to it comes close to gripping on a tiddy with your mouth. tittysucking is severely underrated and overlooked. im trynna sit on her lap in a fetal position and fall asleep suckin on her titties like im a newborn.
3. they are more satisfying to grab

grabbin ass is fire fosho but it doesnt have the same satisfying shape as a tiddy. the grip you can have on a tiddy is just different. them mfs are like stress balls fr.
4. they're simply more unique

you got an ass. everybody got one. guess what your girl has that you dont... TITTIES. (if you got tiddies too it's your problem not mine).
5. you can see her face while suckin titties

pretty straightforward. you cant eat ass or anything of the sort and look at her face at the same time. you can do it with titties. clear advantage.
end of thread. thanks for agreeing. if you dont you're wrong. 🤝
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