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5 minutes into Cinderella and I'm thinking:
a) RKO logo means Mank wrote this.
b) Damn, that book drawing is gorgeous.
c) Disney's bias against cats and non-blondes is in full effect here!
d) I am NOT singing "A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes." No I am NOT! You are!
a) RKO logo means Mank wrote this.
b) Damn, that book drawing is gorgeous.
c) Disney's bias against cats and non-blondes is in full effect here!
d) I am NOT singing "A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes." No I am NOT! You are!
20 minutes into CINDERELLA and I'm thinking:
a) I need a flock of birds to help me get a shower.
b) This me in 2020
c) Cinderelly: "Lucifer has good qualities!"
Dog: (tweets that Rudy Ray Moore clip)
d) Baby Jane era Bette Davis woulda rocked the live action Stepmother.
a) I need a flock of birds to help me get a shower.
b) This me in 2020
c) Cinderelly: "Lucifer has good qualities!"
Dog: (tweets that Rudy Ray Moore clip)
d) Baby Jane era Bette Davis woulda rocked the live action Stepmother.
40 minutes into CINDERELLA and I'm thinking:
a) Citizen Kane homage! MANK WROTE THIS!
b) "Leave the sewin' to the wimmin! It reeks of the sexism!"
c) Those mice and birds are better than Donna Karan. Seriously, they rule.
d) This precedes Bertha and the Butt Sisters by 25 years.
a) Citizen Kane homage! MANK WROTE THIS!
b) "Leave the sewin' to the wimmin! It reeks of the sexism!"
c) Those mice and birds are better than Donna Karan. Seriously, they rule.
d) This precedes Bertha and the Butt Sisters by 25 years.
An hour into CINDERELLA and I'm thinking:
a) OK, now dem evil stepheffas gotta die. (This scene scared me as a kid.)
b) Pumpkins turn into 19th Century Escalades.
c) Do they have an elevator in this joint?
d) Clock striking 12 = "the streetlights are on, get yo ass in the house."
a) OK, now dem evil stepheffas gotta die. (This scene scared me as a kid.)
b) Pumpkins turn into 19th Century Escalades.
c) Do they have an elevator in this joint?
d) Clock striking 12 = "the streetlights are on, get yo ass in the house."
72 minutes into Cinderella and I'm thinking:
a) "Oh, I'm finna read y'all for filth cuz I know that's my glass slipper, bitches." -Cinderella
b) This is when the movie turns into a Buñuel film!
c) Nope, it's a Quentin Tarantino film! Look at that reaction...
a) "Oh, I'm finna read y'all for filth cuz I know that's my glass slipper, bitches." -Cinderella
b) This is when the movie turns into a Buñuel film!
c) Nope, it's a Quentin Tarantino film! Look at that reaction...
Final thoughts on Cinderella:
a) Disney's most satisfying moment is when Cinderelly pulled out that other glass slipper.
b) You can't be happily married to Prince Valium, gurl.
c) Glass slippers are NOT PRACTICAL.
d) Gus Gus got robbed robbed in @mousterpiece's sidekick poll!
a) Disney's most satisfying moment is when Cinderelly pulled out that other glass slipper.
b) You can't be happily married to Prince Valium, gurl.
c) Glass slippers are NOT PRACTICAL.
d) Gus Gus got robbed robbed in @mousterpiece's sidekick poll!
