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Seriously why are we signing a flop from Inter Milan. Rioch should be signing English players like Chris Armstrong. #BruceRiochOut
£2.5m on this guy? Seriously why are we signing players from Palace. We should be going for Martin Dahlin. Graham has lost it. Sack the board
I see Graham is putting some young kid into the first team. Why? We need to be buying a proven CB like Brian Kilcline. This kid will never make it at Arsenal and will end up at Orient in a few years. Remember I told you
Just seen the team news! Why on earth is Graham playing Steve Bould at 10. We need to win 2-0 and he has gone defensive. Should've started Hayse up top & gone 4/4/2. We have blown it. Might as well switch off
10 games and this guy is just the worse signing I've ever seen. No pace. Why did Wenger sign him. We need to stop signing players from the french league. Julian Joachim was available. Sick of this club
More cheap budget signing from the lower leagues from Graham. Spend some f****k money. #Hillwoodout
Can somebody explain to me why we are signing this porn star from QPR when we already have John Lukic? Graham is crazy and thinks he is still at Millwall. Waste of £1.3m
Another flop! I wanted David Trezeguet. This guy will never score goals
Incredible signing by the club. Talking to a friend of mine who watches the french League and he compares him to Glen Hoddle. Finally we have a gifted playmaker
OMG!! We have signed a proper striker. We have been waiting for this. This guy is like Owen & Fowler. Great scouting by the club, bargain
We have just signed the cousin of George Weah. Our scouting network is just incredible
What on earth is Wenger doing. This guy is 6ft 4 and apparently a CM. Nobody that tall can play in midfield. He is gonna be the new Chris Whyte.
Look at this. You call this training? This isnt the Japanese league Arsene. I'm hearing he has banned Mars bars and making the players eat steamed broccoli. Why is this??
Who?? I wanted Kerry Dixon and we sign his geezer from Stoke City. Never even heard of him. Cant be any good.
Just called Arsenal ClubCall. After 7mins it mentioned we are signing Gary Porter from Watford. Great news, well worth the phone bill
Rumours are we are gonna sign Geoff Thomas. What a player. I've seen him a few time. Left foot like Hagi
Cant believe the club is selling a young talent like Graham Barrett. Didnt we learn after Andrew Cole.
Finally a big target man up front. This is just the type of striker we have needed. We are back
My mate on Arsenal Mania tells me this guy is going to be better than Zlatan. Not seen him play but from what I'm told he is a mixture of Laudrup & Shearer. Remember the name #bendtner
This guy moves like a rolls royce. Can play CB or CM. He is the closest thing I've seen to Marcel Desailly
Did anybody watch our game vs Barnet? Lol Wenger played this lanky lad in midfield. I swear he was so poor, like Bambi on ice. I hope we dont sign him.
Imagine paying £10m for Gary Cahill from Bolton. We have just saved £3m and signed a better player. I love this club
Wenger knows the Japanese league. I'm hearing this guy is better than Hidetoshi Nakata. They say he is the Asian Steven Gerrard
Lads I'm hearing we was about to sign some fella from Malmo FF and he refused to take part of a trial. What arrogance. I bet he ends up playing in the scottish league. Hahahahaha
Like seriously?? We have just signed a fella with dogey knees with no sell on value and some geezer that looks like something from the WWE..What a mess. Stop signing foreign players FFS
Lads did you see that new dutch signing coming on to the pitch at half time? What on earth was he wearing? What ever happened to the clubs traditionally values of blazers & ties. No way will be make it at Arsenal. Will be loaned out to that Belgian club we use as a training camp
I'm really getting sick of this. We keep signing kids from France. Wenger thinks this is a farm. Why do we need this guy when we already have Paul Dickov
Jaap Stam £9m
Cygan £3m
Wenger has done it again
I'm hearing he is a Rosicky type of player.
Wow!! Was told about this a few weeks ago. Myles Palmer called it
I made the call....
Nigel Reo-Coker done
Jagielka next
Blimey
You see United signing that striker from PSV we was linked with? I'm hearing he has dogey knees and lost his pace. Glad we didnt take the risk
I dont want him. 2 small for the English game. We have already seen with Petrovic foreign players get homesick. Sign Steve Hodge from QPR, proven in the English league
I cant believe we have signed a player from the mighty Liverpool. That's a first. We are back lads. We can finally attract the elite players from our rivals. This is a turning point. Carter done, Barnes next. Bring it on
Wow what a nightmare debut by the young ginger lad. Looked like a fish out of water. Will never make it at Arsenal. Graham again obsessed with playing youth. Go sign Carlton Palmer you fool #GrahamOut
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