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I wear my mask when I'm alone crying, so that I don't infect my memories. How do YOU wear your mask? #IWEARMYMASK
I wear my mask when baking bread so that I don't infect the yeast. #IWEARMYMASK
I wear my mask when zooming with my cousin so that I don't infect data particles heading toward her. #IWEARMYMASK
I wear my mask when having lewd thoughts so that I don't infect my dream babies. #IWEARMYMASK
I wear my mask when scrolling through real estate listings so that I don't infect the tenants of those apartments. #IWEARMYMASK
I wear my mask on my way to an outdoor roped in table area so that I don't infect anyone already sitting and eating without masks. #IWEARMYMASK
I wear my mask alone in my car so that I don't infect my future self. #IWEARMYMASK
I wear my mask on the beach so that I don't infect the seagulls, and so they don't infect the amphibians, birds, fish, mammals and reptiles they eat before they eat them. #IWEARMYMASK
I wear my mask when I wear my sunglasses at night so that I don't infect the visions in my eyes (which I keep track of) #IWEARMYMASK
I wear my mask when playing video games so that I don't infect Japan. #IWEARMYMASK
I wear my mask when watching porn so that I don't infect Miami. #IWEARMYMASK
I wear my mask when I have diabetes so that I don't infect Wilfred Brimley. #IWEARMYMASK
I wear my mask when I'm born to protect my mother and the doctor. #IWEARMYMASK
I wear my mask when I shoot people in Los Angeles because I wouldn't want them to get sick after they're dead. #IWEARMYMASK
