All the bizarre and horrifying things he did are going to come back to us at random moments like half-remembered scraps of dreams.
"Am I wrong or did the president of the United States sit behind a truck just like a big boy and make honk honk sounds? Was that a real one or did I just ... OK he did? He did. Good. OK."
Now listen am I off here or did Trump make the joint chiefs pose for a fake situation room photo after all the shit was unplugged and make them pretend he was part of the successful op against Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi while they all looked like they'd swallowed a live cat—he did! OK.
I know I dreamed the one where he stood framed dead center of a Kubrick-meets-John-Watters kitsch nightmare of fast food hillocks wearing a face that screamed "I'm a used car salesman who just murdered my wife and I'm about to shit my pants," that one didn't happen—what, really?
Now I *know* I'm making up the time he went to El Paso after a horrific gun massacre, turning a national tragedy into a gross photo op, capped by giving a shit eating grin thumbs up while posed with an infant orphaned by a gun policy he himself—WHAT?

SHUT UP
🎶memories ... 🎶 https://twitter.com/Mary310Mary/status/1350460676620259328?s=20
"No. No. Go to hell, Bob. Even if everyone remembers whatever the hell this was I'm not going to believe whatever this was actually happened."
This one just about melted my brain. https://twitter.com/lwolf82899/status/1350524992224575496
Did he really sit like a petulant child with Germany's chancellor and refuse to shake her hand? https://twitter.com/davidmackau/status/842775869823377409?s=20
The escalator ...
Shoving to the front ...
The stupid handshake thing ...
Hurricane Sharpie ...
Whatever the hell this bullshit was...
Authorizing the brutality of protestors of brutality so that he could walk across the street and hold up a book he's never read so that conservative Christians would know that it was on their behalf that he had delivered the one thing they truly worship, which is state violence.
Fighting with the family of a fallen soldier ...
Fighting with a different family of a different fallen soldier ...
Giving Rush Fucking Limbaugh the Presidential Medal of Freedom ...
Suggesting that the reason for the mask shortages is because the medical professionals whose lives he is endangering are hording them ...
Gasping for air on the balcony, projecting a weak man's notion of strength, the horrifying implications of the phrase "one of the diers" ...
Pardoning Joe Arpaio, imprisoned for racist profiling, who ran concentration camps in the desert ...
The time he called Americans who died in war "suckers" and "losers" ...
Calling Haiti and African nations "shithole countries" ...
Selling access to himself at his gross country club for assholes ...
The unfathomable glee with which he and his pallid coterie of supremacist ghouls carried out the unfathomable cruelty of their family separation policy ...
Going to court to make the specific argument that children detained in his concentration camps should not have access to toothbrushes, soap, or other toiletries...
The time he trotted out his pale damp dead-eyed psycho killer of a senior advisor, Stephen Miller, to take a shit on the Statue of Liberty ... https://twitter.com/christinawilkie/status/892827945236144130?s=20
The weird way he stands ...
The time he bragged about protecting a Saudi prince Mohammed bin Salman from scrutiny after bin Salmon murdered journalist U.S. resident, and Saudi dissident Jamal Khashoggi by dismembering him with a bone saw, citing our arms deal. https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2020/09/donald-trump-mbs-saved-his-ass
Refusing to blend.
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