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Hey it's your girl back on her dumb shit. So I was trying to plan for another thread and my IRL gave me this wonderful idea that I couldn't pass up. So this one is 100% dedicated to them. Hope you enjoy!
DANGER FUCK Ojiro/Hagakure
DANGER FUCK Ojiro/Hagakure
Hagakure was used to going unnoticed by others, maybe that is why she was such a thrill seeker. She would constantly push the boundaries of what she could get away with, so why couldn’t she push those boundaries with her loving boyfriend. Poor Ojiro didn’t know what was coming-
for him. “Babe~ I want to try something new.” Hagakure whined while she seductively started stroking Ojiro’s tail.
“What else can we possible do that qualifies as new? We already have had sex on a roof, in an alley, on a train during rush hour, in the dorms, in a theater,
“What else can we possible do that qualifies as new? We already have had sex on a roof, in an alley, on a train during rush hour, in the dorms, in a theater,
on a beach, in the school elevator, in a vent, in a Taco Bell bathroom, at a petting zoo, in a bounce house during Kaminari’s birthday party, in the back of the bus heading to USJ, Bakugou’s bedroom, Nedzu’s office, shall I go on?"
“But babe, those are all child’s play. I want to fuck somewhere real dangerous. Somewhere no one has ever fucked before.” She whispers into his ear as she mounts his tail, rocking herself back and forth. Ojiro just rolls his eyes before capturing his girlfriend's lips.
After a heated make-out session he finally exhales and ask the question. “Where is this dangerous place?” He asks defeated. Smiling, although no one could tell, she finally tells him using the sweetest voice he could produce. “We’re going to fuck in Aizawa’s sleeping bag!”
Today is the official day that Ojiiro is going to die. He has lived a good but quiet life up to this point. He helps the elderly, gets good grades, and stays out of trouble. The only thing that has thrown a wrench into his peaceful life was his minx of a girlfriend.
It’s no surprise to him when he walks into his room one day and sees the yellow atrocity of a sleeping bag staring back at him. “How did you even manage to steel it without getting caught?” "Oh, I have my ways babe." She says as she patted him on the shoulder.
“Now we probably only have 15 minutes until my distraction wears off and Aizawa will come looking for us. Not one to waste time the two get busy stripping and climbing into the sleeping bag.
As they climb in, they find a mound of jelly packs, an extra capture scarf, and several knives tucked into the sleeping bag. Getting started right away Ojiro can’t help but ask “you didn’t notice that this was filled of stuff when you were carrying it?”
“Hey! Cut me some slack, you know how long it took me to find enough cats to distract him? Opening up a cat café would have been easier.” “This better be the best sex of your life because I’m not climbing in here again.”
5 minutes later they heard running coming up the stairs, followed by Iida’s voice. “Attention class of 1-A. Aisawa-sensei has ordered an emergency meeting in the common room. Please make your way downstairs immediately.” Ojiro groaned as he finally finished.
The thrill of getting caught becoming too much for him. They climb out of the sleeping bag and quickly get dressed to make it look like nothing has happened.
“What are we going to do with the sleeping bag?”
“I don’t know. Yeet it out the window.”
“What are we going to do with the sleeping bag?”
“I don’t know. Yeet it out the window.”
Using his tail, Ojiro launches the poor sleeping bag as far as he can possibly throw it. They then make their way downstairs and slip into the back of the gathering like nothing has happened.
Aizawa stands in front of his twenty problem children and just glares at them for 5
Aizawa stands in front of his twenty problem children and just glares at them for 5
minutes. Just as he is about to speak the dorm doors burst open. “SHOUTA I FOUND IT! YOU’LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED. I WAS CHECKING BY THE FOREST WHEN SUDDENLY THE YELLOW MASS CAME SOARING THROUGH THE SKY AND CRASHED INTO ME.
Aizawa continued to glare at his students before finally turning his gaze to the blond to cut off his quirk. “Thank you for your help Hizashi. As for the rest of you. If I find out any of you had anything to do with this incident, then you will be immediately expelled.
Do I make myself clear?” A chorus of confused “Yes Sensei” could be heard before the two heroes made their way out of the dorms. Hagakure pulled her boyfriend to her room before closing the door and instantly laughing. “So where next Ojiro?” Ojiro just groans.
