Okay.

Here’s the deal.

I’m not here to waste your time.

I hope you’re not here to waste mine.

So I’m gonna keep this short.

If you have 2+ bitcoins, you will make your first million within the year.

Okay?

I repeat that:

You will make a million dollars within 1 year.
There is no question whether or not you’ll become a millionaire here.

The only question is how many times over.

You think I’m joking? I am not joking.

I am a millionaire.

It’s a weird thing to hear, right?

I’ll tell ya. It’s a weird thing to say.

I am a fucking millionaire
And guess how old I am. 31.

You know what that makes me here?

A fuckin’ senior citizen.

#bitcoin Twitter is entirely comprised of people your age, not mine.

Lucky for me, I’m very fucking good at my job, or I’d be out of one.

You guys are the new blood.
You’re gonna go home with the BTB’s.

You are the future big swinging dicks of this space.

Now, you all look money hungry, and that’s good.

Anybody tells you money is the root of all evil doesn’t fuckin’ have any.
They say money can’t buy happiness?

Look at the fuckin’ smile on my face.

Ear to ear, baby. You want details? Fine.

I drive a tahoe.

What’s up?

I have a ridiculous house in the Suburbs.

I have every toy you could imagine, and best of all, kids…

I am liquid.
So, now you know what’s possible.

Let me tell you what’s required.

You are required to stack your fucking ass off.

We want winners here, not pikers.

A piker walks at the bell.

A piker asks how much vacation you get in the first year.

Vacation?
People stack sats for one reason: to become filthy rich.

We’re not here to make friends.

We’re not savin’ the fuckin’ manatees, guys.

You want vacation time?

Go teach third grade, public school.
Okay. As a noob you won’t be able to stack much.

Maybe $150 a week.

Friends, parents, other bitcoiners, they’re gonna give you shit.

It’s true. $150 a week? Not a lot of sats.

Pay them no mind.

You need to stack corn, and this is the time to do it.
Once you pass your first whole coin, none of that’s gonna matter.

Your friends are shit.

Tell them you made 25 grand last month, they won’t fucking believe you.

Fuck them! Fuck ’em!

Parents don’t like the life you lead?

“Fuck you, Mom and Dad.”
See how it feels when you’re makin’ their fuckin’ Lexus payments.

Now, go home and think about it.

Think about whether it’s really for you.

If you decide it isn’t… have fun staying poor.

But if you really want this…

DM me and we’ll talk.

Just don’t waste my fuckin’ time.
Okay

That’s it.
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