jesus' perky tits in a tube top; we turn on the water when we can't get to the office to fill five gallon jugs for the toilet, but last two times I've noticed that I can't turn on the bathtub *at all* to have extra water on hand.

Noticed the fucken critter had cored a...
...pipe I'd already patched, and the water was just free-flowing from it. So I patched it as best I could, which was enough to get *some* water to the tub while I refilled jugs in the kitchen.

So wife suggested I use these granules we got...
...that are s'posed to chase off critters if they get wet, because the particles irritate their nostrils. Think I either poured too much or they got too wet, because just going in the bathroom now makes me feel like I can't breathe & I'ma pass out.

If critter can handle...
...this, the mutant bastard can just have the goddamn house.
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