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Morrison announces ban on Dutch government ministers entering Australia in order to prevent the spread of the Accountability-2021 virus.
Wealth Minister Josh Frydenberg says that while the Accountability-21 virus is only sometimes fatal to a political career, it can cause serious loss of income and we should be taken ver seriously.
While the Morrison government will continue to keep rolling out the Murdoch vaccine, data suggests it’s effectiveness is dropping, and is insufficient to achieve ministerial herd immunity into the future.
Morrison government offers emergency shipments of Bunnings stores to the Netherlands to assist with Accountability-20 outbreak, and says thankfully Australia has avoided cases due to its swift action by introducing measures such as reduced Parliament sittings and question time.
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