The National Rifle Association is filing for bankruptcy. I guess that means they're no longer loaded.
I guess the NRA didn't hit their target goals for finances.
I can't wait for all the NRA bankruptcy mentions in news clips and magazines.
I guess there wasn't a magic bullet for the NRA's financial problems.
It turns out the NRA just didn't have the range.
Looks like the @NRA completely misfired in reading the room.
Looks like the @NRA is barreling into irrelevancy.
The @NRA is finding out what happens when you spend decades shotgunning bad opinions.
I wonder how long it'll take lawyers to rifle through the @NRA's mediocre finances.
I've had these puns chambered for a while, @NRA. Thank you for the opportunity.
I'll end this without a pun: fuck you, @NRA.
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