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What your favourite star trek character says about you, thread
Seven of nine:
You are a neurodivergent gay commie
You are a neurodivergent gay commie
Cn: satiric use of pseudo psychology
Captain Janeway:
Authoritarian leftist hobbit with mommy-issues
Captain Janeway:
Authoritarian leftist hobbit with mommy-issues
Worf:
You are a jumbo hiding behind an exterior shell of gruffnes or attracted to himbos hiding behind an exterior shell of gruffnes
You are a jumbo hiding behind an exterior shell of gruffnes or attracted to himbos hiding behind an exterior shell of gruffnes
Jadzia Dax:
You are nonbinary and kinky but come across as a bookish nerd, which is also true.
You are nonbinary and kinky but come across as a bookish nerd, which is also true.
Kira Neris:
You are someone who really has to stop crushing on people who don't love you back
You are someone who really has to stop crushing on people who don't love you back
Parallel universe evil Kira:
Oh boy
Ohhh boy
Please be nicer to yourself
Oh boy
Ohhh boy
Please be nicer to yourself
B'ellana torres:
You like cutting people slack and you like it when people cut you some slack
You like cutting people slack and you like it when people cut you some slack
Captain Jean-Luc Picard:
You want to be comforted by people with academic dad energy and wish you were a more reasonable person
You want to be comforted by people with academic dad energy and wish you were a more reasonable person
Harry Kim:
Congrats on your mental stability.
(Or your need for friends with mental stability, but anyway. Congrats.)
Congrats on your mental stability.
(Or your need for friends with mental stability, but anyway. Congrats.)
Lwxana Troy:
You want a musical about your life and you are unapologetically flamboyant. (Deep inside at least.)
You want a musical about your life and you are unapologetically flamboyant. (Deep inside at least.)
Data:
You are a neurodivergent person that worries too much about coming across as overwhelming. Your friends love you. Your cat tolerates you. (Your cat loves you)
You are a neurodivergent person that worries too much about coming across as overwhelming. Your friends love you. Your cat tolerates you. (Your cat loves you)
Dr. Julian Bashir:
You have impostor syndrome. Chill. You're actually good at what you do.
(Stop texting him. He's not mysterious, he's just a douche.)
You have impostor syndrome. Chill. You're actually good at what you do.
(Stop texting him. He's not mysterious, he's just a douche.)
Tom Paris:
So... are you... a heterosexual? Because... why...
So... are you... a heterosexual? Because... why...
Help I can't stop
Odo:
So you're just an existential crisis walking around. That's fine, though. Your life is filled with love anyway. You go by neo-pronouns but change them so often that your family can't keep track.
So you're just an existential crisis walking around. That's fine, though. Your life is filled with love anyway. You go by neo-pronouns but change them so often that your family can't keep track.
Deana Troi:
You just want a girlfriend. You want a girlfriend soo bad.
You just want a girlfriend. You want a girlfriend soo bad.
Chakotay:
You are a socialist and also, a socialist.
(You're a socialist and you want the people around you to be socialists)
You are a socialist and also, a socialist.
(You're a socialist and you want the people around you to be socialists)
Keiko O'Brien:
You come across as nice but that's just because you're good at hiding that you actually have like. Zero chill. Especially with incompetence.
You come across as nice but that's just because you're good at hiding that you actually have like. Zero chill. Especially with incompetence.
Geordi La Forge:
You're a geek and people love you for it. You underestimate your own attractiveness. Your gaydar is broken.
You're a geek and people love you for it. You underestimate your own attractiveness. Your gaydar is broken.
Q:
So, lovebombing is good, akshually.
Fine, you have a problem understanding the difference between finding someone entertaining and trusting them, what could possibly go wrong?
You sympathise with hedonism but are actually not a hedonistic person.
So, lovebombing is good, akshually.
Fine, you have a problem understanding the difference between finding someone entertaining and trusting them, what could possibly go wrong?
You sympathise with hedonism but are actually not a hedonistic person.
Tuvok:
You like people who come across as emotionally distant.
You're loyal and feel attracted to safety.
You're probably chaotic yourself.
You like people who come across as emotionally distant.
You're loyal and feel attracted to safety.
You're probably chaotic yourself.
Garak:
Just...look at what I wrote about Bashir and apply it to you. Whichever part of it you need most.
Just...look at what I wrote about Bashir and apply it to you. Whichever part of it you need most.
Gul Dukat:
Are you okay?
Go drink a glass of water, you can't make good decisions when you're thirsty.
Are you okay?
Go drink a glass of water, you can't make good decisions when you're thirsty.
Riker:
So you're the absolute romantic pan/ bisexual. You love loving. You can see the best in everyone and people don't know how wholesome you are because they don't know that being a polyamorous person doesn't make you any less of a cinnabun.
So you're the absolute romantic pan/ bisexual. You love loving. You can see the best in everyone and people don't know how wholesome you are because they don't know that being a polyamorous person doesn't make you any less of a cinnabun.
(Also, I'm not that much into enterprise, but if you ship spock and kirk, you love escapism and should stop projecting the things you love about yourself on other people and start loving those things about yourself)
Sisko:
You need someone to be the dad you never had.
You need someone to be the dad you never had.
As requested, I continue. You brought this upon yourself by encouraging me.
Tribbles:
You think of yourself as cute but mildly threatening and have poor impulse control. Listen to your inner child, and tell it no from time to time, but in a loving way. Children need that.
Tribbles:
You think of yourself as cute but mildly threatening and have poor impulse control. Listen to your inner child, and tell it no from time to time, but in a loving way. Children need that.
Quark:
You just really want to own a bar and you want to be convinced by people to drop your guard. But remember that pure pessimism, even when skin-deep, is as shallow as pure optimism. You're missing cool stuff if you look at the shit parts of life all the time.
You just really want to own a bar and you want to be convinced by people to drop your guard. But remember that pure pessimism, even when skin-deep, is as shallow as pure optimism. You're missing cool stuff if you look at the shit parts of life all the time.
I can't really speak about Uhura. I'm going to try, though:
You're someone who is very enthusiastic about projects and work yourself too hard if no one stops you. The extent of your effort often goes unnoticed, but you're intrinsically motivated.
You're someone who is very enthusiastic about projects and work yourself too hard if no one stops you. The extent of your effort often goes unnoticed, but you're intrinsically motivated.
Spock:
You want a benevolent, reasonable person to come and safe you from the capitalistic shit-show around you. You'd be okay with alien dictatorship if their system was better than ours. You think you can love people into loving themselves.
You want a benevolent, reasonable person to come and safe you from the capitalistic shit-show around you. You'd be okay with alien dictatorship if their system was better than ours. You think you can love people into loving themselves.
Tasha Yar:
Cn for pseudo-psycholgy
You yearn for passion in every aspect of your life and like to surround yourself with bipolar and adhd people. You don't notice when you are over stimulated, but crash afterwards and feel emotional pain physically. You are very loved.
Cn for pseudo-psycholgy
You yearn for passion in every aspect of your life and like to surround yourself with bipolar and adhd people. You don't notice when you are over stimulated, but crash afterwards and feel emotional pain physically. You are very loved.
The doctor (voyager):
You have an exaggerated anti-authoritarian streak. You're stubborn and think about that as a virtue. You like giving good advice and you take no bullshit from people who are not your friends. (You take qay too much bullshit from people who are your friends)
You have an exaggerated anti-authoritarian streak. You're stubborn and think about that as a virtue. You like giving good advice and you take no bullshit from people who are not your friends. (You take qay too much bullshit from people who are your friends)
Guinan:
You're the mom friend.
You're the mom friend.
Kirk:
You either were or wished you were raised by feminists. You often like the idea of a project more than the actual project and are easily frustrated with things that could be optimised but are not. You break your own rules if it's more effective than hanging on to them.
You either were or wished you were raised by feminists. You often like the idea of a project more than the actual project and are easily frustrated with things that could be optimised but are not. You break your own rules if it's more effective than hanging on to them.
If anyone wants to do this with discovery characters, feel free to link the thread :)
Sulu:
You're the queer parent figure for younger queers but not intentionally. You're pretty bad-ass but people underestimate you.
You are overly protective of everyone but yourself, because you think you can take it. And you can. But you don't have to.
You're the queer parent figure for younger queers but not intentionally. You're pretty bad-ass but people underestimate you.
You are overly protective of everyone but yourself, because you think you can take it. And you can. But you don't have to.
McCoy:
Stop overthinking. I mean it.
Also, the physical world matters and you can't live in your head all the time.
Remember that you can trust your friends with your problems as much as they trust you with theirs. Friendship is no one-way street.
Stop overthinking. I mean it.
Also, the physical world matters and you can't live in your head all the time.
Remember that you can trust your friends with your problems as much as they trust you with theirs. Friendship is no one-way street.
The Borg in general:
You idealize communism. You feel the deep need to be connected to all higher intelligence. (You might think that is too on the nose, but no. Think about it. It's not a metaphor. You want to be part of a hive-mind. Go watch sense8 and cry. Ily.)
You idealize communism. You feel the deep need to be connected to all higher intelligence. (You might think that is too on the nose, but no. Think about it. It's not a metaphor. You want to be part of a hive-mind. Go watch sense8 and cry. Ily.)
