Aderall adict Agent_Orange, always amok, appoints accomplices, arms assholes, abandons America, appropriates assets, attacks Arabs, abets America’s adversaries, abhors admirable actors, advocates avarice, accosts activists, acts absurdly, . . .

Babyman big-butt BossTweet, being blackmailed, betrays buddies,bawls boundlessly, brandishes big belly, brings bankruptcy, babbles bawdily, behaves belligerently, bullshits boastfully, breaks budgets, bilks banks, bootlegs border babies, brags bombastically, burns ballots, . . .

Creepy Comrade Cheeto, crazy cheap clown, continues collusion, covertly consumes cash, cons constituents, cultivates contempt, creates confusion, complains constantly, condones corruption, cries “covfefe,” calls coal clean, crushes chairs, courts criminals, causes cancer, . . .

Dastardly dotard Donny Doo-Doo despises democracy, devours donuts, darkens doorsteps, deflowers daughters, derides disabled, delivers despotism, displays deterioration, doesn’t do due diligence, dodges disclosure, disdains dogs, dispenses dogma, dramatizes discontent, . . .

Election-stealing, extinction-bringing, Earth-destroying egomaniac empowers embezzlers, emboldens enemies, enrages Europe, eschews education, exhibits epic egotism, evades eloquence, enraptures evangelists, envies emperors, eats endlessly, emits effluvia, . . .

Feckless Fanta Fascist finds freely fleecing folks fun. Fifth Avenue Fraud (Fanta Fascist) frequently fabricates falsehoods, facilitates fraud, forges financial forms, fractures families, feigns fortitude, foments feudalism, flabbergasts fans, favors fanaticism, . . .

Greedy, gross, geriatric GhighisCon gropes girls, greedily grabs gold, glorifies gunplay, gestures giddily, generates greenhouse gases, goads gay GIs, gesticulates gracelessly, grimaces grotesquely, glamorizes gluttony, gushingly golfs gayly, governs goofily, gushes gas, . . .

Horrendous, hollow-headed, halfsize-handed, huge-hipped, hideous-haired, hypocritical huckster HairFurher honors Hitler, hates honesty, hurts harmony, hampers healthcare, handily herds hillbillies, harangues handicapped, harms human habitat, hinders heritage, . . .