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Bennett:
-ok how does it feel to not have a friend group?
-you’re so clumsy and like for what why does the world hate you
-smthn tells me you roleplayed on Minecraft/Roblox
-learn how to ride a bike already you’re not 12
-your crushes never like u back </3
-ok how does it feel to not have a friend group?
-you’re so clumsy and like for what why does the world hate you
-smthn tells me you roleplayed on Minecraft/Roblox
-learn how to ride a bike already you’re not 12
-your crushes never like u back </3
Ganyu:
-omg stop letting everyone walk all over you
-just bc someone says no doesn’t mean they hate you
-you have nothing to prove stop trying so hard
-stop working go to sleep please
-you listen to white noise? Asmr? That’s kinda weird bro
-omg stop letting everyone walk all over you
-just bc someone says no doesn’t mean they hate you
-you have nothing to prove stop trying so hard
-stop working go to sleep please
-you listen to white noise? Asmr? That’s kinda weird bro
Razor:
-“I’m built different” no, you hit your head too often as a child
-used to pretend to be a wolf or animal on the playground
-may or may not have bit someone...on “accident”
-had really niche interests as a kid and like everyone thought you were weird for it
-“I’m built different” no, you hit your head too often as a child
-used to pretend to be a wolf or animal on the playground
-may or may not have bit someone...on “accident”
-had really niche interests as a kid and like everyone thought you were weird for it
Fishcl:
-delete duolingo you’re never gonna learn that language
-you have so many ocs and aus and story concepts but you can’t write or do art so you’re useless
-you STILL role play.. either online or like dnd...
-probably had a book fandom phase
-escapism
-delete duolingo you’re never gonna learn that language
-you have so many ocs and aus and story concepts but you can’t write or do art so you’re useless
-you STILL role play.. either online or like dnd...
-probably had a book fandom phase
-escapism
Xingqui:
-no one asked for him so ig no one asked for you either
-you know your best friend likes you right? Do you even pay attention to them enough to know that?
-stop stop reading books doesn’t make you quirky you’re just a burnt out gifted kid who doesn’t know what else to do
-no one asked for him so ig no one asked for you either
-you know your best friend likes you right? Do you even pay attention to them enough to know that?
-stop stop reading books doesn’t make you quirky you’re just a burnt out gifted kid who doesn’t know what else to do
Mona:
-astrology isn’t real go get a job and therapy
-your friends are allowed to do stuff for you, let them
-ok but real talk how does it feel to be gorgeous
-please eat today please
-you had or have a “not like other girls” complex
-astrology isn’t real go get a job and therapy
-your friends are allowed to do stuff for you, let them
-ok but real talk how does it feel to be gorgeous
-please eat today please
-you had or have a “not like other girls” complex
Xiangling:
-why do you eat so much gross stuff ??? Please-
-you’re very loud and very bubbly and I’m so sorry but that is not for everyone
-stop dragging your friends places they don’t want to go and let them pick for once
-how is sleeping with 20 stuffed animals
-why do you eat so much gross stuff ??? Please-
-you’re very loud and very bubbly and I’m so sorry but that is not for everyone
-stop dragging your friends places they don’t want to go and let them pick for once
-how is sleeping with 20 stuffed animals
Barbara:
-overshadowed little sibling check
-used to be innocent, now you’re not but only so your brain can catch the sus stuff you say before you say it
-you care a little too much abt how people perceive you
-you learned three chords on the uke and think it’s talent
-overshadowed little sibling check
-used to be innocent, now you’re not but only so your brain can catch the sus stuff you say before you say it
-you care a little too much abt how people perceive you
-you learned three chords on the uke and think it’s talent
Xinyan:
-people definitely don’t perceive you in the way you want them to
-how’s quarantine been? No concerts? No fun? Boohoo
-stop screaming it’s 8am
-your music taste is so weird never take the aux please
-how does it feel to be an adult and NOT be able to kill a bug
-people definitely don’t perceive you in the way you want them to
-how’s quarantine been? No concerts? No fun? Boohoo
-stop screaming it’s 8am
-your music taste is so weird never take the aux please
-how does it feel to be an adult and NOT be able to kill a bug
Paimon:
-how does it feel to be told you’re too loud all the time?
-you will cut off someone’s sentence bc you think of smthn and it’s NEVER important
-you’re either blunt or have a superiority complex or both
-tell a lot of people you’ll fight them but ur WEAK
-this face:
-how does it feel to be told you’re too loud all the time?
-you will cut off someone’s sentence bc you think of smthn and it’s NEVER important
-you’re either blunt or have a superiority complex or both
-tell a lot of people you’ll fight them but ur WEAK
-this face:
Hu Tao:
-how do you kin someone who doesn’t have a personality yet?
-you think you’re ALWAYS right and ONLY YOU
-you literally need to take no as an answer sometimes
-stop being genuinely mean to someone and then adding “just kidding” or “no offense” at the end, you didn’t fix it
-how do you kin someone who doesn’t have a personality yet?
-you think you’re ALWAYS right and ONLY YOU
-you literally need to take no as an answer sometimes
-stop being genuinely mean to someone and then adding “just kidding” or “no offense” at the end, you didn’t fix it
Ningguang:
-you either have way too much money saved or you spend it all immediately
-superiority complex check
-those aren’t your friends, those are the two co-workers who don’t make you want to punch them
-you’re pretty but like...we get it we’re not ok stop
-you either have way too much money saved or you spend it all immediately
-superiority complex check
-those aren’t your friends, those are the two co-workers who don’t make you want to punch them
-you’re pretty but like...we get it we’re not ok stop
Beidou:
-we get it, you want a buff gf but you can’t get one
-you are “one of the bros”
-if I check your Spotify history and I see another sea shanty I’m calling the police
-idk why but I feel like you have a caffeine addiction??? Could be wrong but I’m looking
-we get it, you want a buff gf but you can’t get one
-you are “one of the bros”
-if I check your Spotify history and I see another sea shanty I’m calling the police
-idk why but I feel like you have a caffeine addiction??? Could be wrong but I’m looking
Amber:
-ok I’m a paimon kinnie and even I think you’re kind of annoying
-you don’t have to be happy all the time to be valid omg BREATHE
-you’re a hard worker. Too bad nothing ever comes out of that
-ngl you probably talk to yourself when you’re alone in public LOLLL
-ok I’m a paimon kinnie and even I think you’re kind of annoying
-you don’t have to be happy all the time to be valid omg BREATHE
-you’re a hard worker. Too bad nothing ever comes out of that
-ngl you probably talk to yourself when you’re alone in public LOLLL
Noelle:
-how does it feel to be an NPC irl?
-please speak up abt stuff it’s ok you’ll be fine
-why do you like cleaning ??? Are you ok?
-you probably have a weird old person hobby Noah fence
-when people visit your house you want it to look like no one lives there
-how does it feel to be an NPC irl?
-please speak up abt stuff it’s ok you’ll be fine
-why do you like cleaning ??? Are you ok?
-you probably have a weird old person hobby Noah fence
-when people visit your house you want it to look like no one lives there
Sucrose:
-ok neuro-divergent honors/ap student who probably bs’ed their way through more work than they’d like to admit
-why did you take ap chem??? You’re weird
-I feel like you don’t have many friends so you’d sit alone in the bathroom at lunch
-clean ur desk omg
-ok neuro-divergent honors/ap student who probably bs’ed their way through more work than they’d like to admit
-why did you take ap chem??? You’re weird
-I feel like you don’t have many friends so you’d sit alone in the bathroom at lunch
-clean ur desk omg
Qiqi:
-you probably can’t even read this tweet bc you lost your phone again
-this is just a gut feeling but...PLEASE stop putting random things in ur mouth ??
-how can you take two naps in one day and not be exhausted
-stop procrastinating your hobbies bc you “forgot”
-you probably can’t even read this tweet bc you lost your phone again
-this is just a gut feeling but...PLEASE stop putting random things in ur mouth ??
-how can you take two naps in one day and not be exhausted
-stop procrastinating your hobbies bc you “forgot”
Keqing:
-formerly religious but maybe have trauma from it
-you’re a workaholic but only for your passion projects
-just bc someone disagrees with your opinion doesn’t mean they think you’re stupid
-ok no you’re the one with a caffeine addiction
-formerly religious but maybe have trauma from it
-you’re a workaholic but only for your passion projects
-just bc someone disagrees with your opinion doesn’t mean they think you’re stupid
-ok no you’re the one with a caffeine addiction
Baizhu:
-you like dads?? Weird....
-smthn tells me you’re low key shady idk man
-once again we know nothing so why do you kin??
-you probably like “adopted” the freshmen when you were in hs LOLLLL
-always did most of the work in group projects but then ratted everyone else out
-you like dads?? Weird....
-smthn tells me you’re low key shady idk man
-once again we know nothing so why do you kin??
-you probably like “adopted” the freshmen when you were in hs LOLLLL
-always did most of the work in group projects but then ratted everyone else out
Reckless Pallad:
-no one likes you
-you cause so many problems like are you doing it on purpose?? Or are you just stupid?
-you need to learn how to do things by yourself omg turning on the stove shouldn’t be hard
-you probably have bruised legs from bumping table edges
-no one likes you
-you cause so many problems like are you doing it on purpose?? Or are you just stupid?
-you need to learn how to do things by yourself omg turning on the stove shouldn’t be hard
-you probably have bruised legs from bumping table edges
OOP ALMOST FORGOT
Lisa:
-you prefer to work alone but not bc you’re shy just bc people annoy you
-stop trying to be a teacher to people who didn’t ask for it
-how is flirting with everyone to mask your loneliness ? Hmm??
-you give me not great vibes I’m sorry
Lisa:
-you prefer to work alone but not bc you’re shy just bc people annoy you
-stop trying to be a teacher to people who didn’t ask for it
-how is flirting with everyone to mask your loneliness ? Hmm??
-you give me not great vibes I’m sorry
Scaramouche:
-you’re MEAN mean and for what??
-stop pushing everyone away you can have friends
-you’re the one they have a groupchat without sorry
-you’re just so full of hate ??? Why ??
-you had a cringey middle school phase you wanna forget, smthn like homestuck
-you’re MEAN mean and for what??
-stop pushing everyone away you can have friends
-you’re the one they have a groupchat without sorry
-you’re just so full of hate ??? Why ??
-you had a cringey middle school phase you wanna forget, smthn like homestuck
La Signora:
-you scare me
-that’s it
-I have nothing else
-you scare me
-that’s it
-I have nothing else
