Imagine if instead of spending the last year holding press conferences to tell us how great he is, lying about his administration's utterly incompetent response, blaming others (including other nations) for his own daily failures...

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...attacking and dismissing his own government doctors and scientists, engaging in one idiotic conspiracy theory after another, and, you know, openly fomenting insurrection and sedition, Trump had actually acted like a steady, rational, informed leader?

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But, you CAN'T imagine that, can you?

Doesn't matter if you're a Democrat or a diehard Jesus-Lovin' Abortion-hatin' Gay-Marriage-Condemning Pussy-Grabbing MAGA-hat-wearing Fuck-Your-Feelins Republican partisan, you can't imagine it, can you?

No, you can't.

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Imagine if instead of giving billions to billionaires who have so much money they can't spend it all even if they spent a billion dollars a day for the rest of their lives, Trump and Republicans had actually used that tax revenue to beef-up vaccine production facilities?

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What?

What's that?

That's (vague hand waving) "socialism" (OMG!) and you can't imagine THAT either?

Yeah.

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As the Founders said: Better to die free of (mumble mumble socialism hoax! hoax! the tree of liberty must be cut down in search of profits something something gazpacho FAKE NEWS!) than a billionaire be deprived of a single penny or our leaders have to actually LEAD.

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