"She has a staple remover for panties which eliminates all fiction of functionality. This woman ruptures her liver and transverse colon every time she does a sit-up."

I'm cheering myself up with some favorite 1900HOTDOG quotes. Feel free to do the same!

https://www.patreon.com/1900HOTDOG/posts
"This is Horse. He kind of looks like you accidentally threw away Kit Harington but managed to find him again at the dump, and his persona is that he’s very angry… like a horse?"

https://www.patreon.com/posts/nerding-day-tag-43080123
"If you have a keen eye you can tell when his double is doing the slight waddling because he's a third Steven's size and age, and he's wearing a Princess Jasmine wig instead of two cans of spray-on hair." https://www.patreon.com/posts/punching-day-of-41990516
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