In honour of his retirement, here are Wayne Rooney’s greatest Twitter moments.

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When Whitney Houston passed away and Rooney had to express his grief
When Rooney decided to start a fight with himself
Leg.
When Rooney expressed his love for Mr Bean in the simplest of ways
When Rooney decided to use Twitter as a messaging app to ask Rio Ferdinand whether he wanted a carpool
The first instance of Wayne Rooney giving out bizarre insults towards Piers Morgan
Never ask Rooney for transfer information.
When Rooney was hellbent on calling poor Carl fat
Rooney with some expert psychological advice.
Rock star.
Intricate details about how Rio and Rooney battered Nani, Rafael and Fabio on fifa
When Rooney decided to tell the world how proud he was of his hair transplant
Second instance of Rooney hurling out bizarre insults at Piers Morgan
Rooney expressing his love for adverts and music
Telling Phil Neville what he really thought.
Food thoughts with Wayne.
When Rooney was delighted to meet Ed Sheeran. Nothing funny about this he just looks very happy.
Making Jermain Defoe cry
Genius and innovative name ideas with Wazza.
Cheeky monkey.
The fart debacle.
Rooney expressing his superior knowledge to the rest of the world.
Thank you for learning about Rooney’s impeccable capacity for knowledge. RTs appreciated xx
BONUS: Rooney hurling bizarre insults at Piers Morgan for a third time
BONUS: Wayne was clearly not interested about Tom Cleverley and his love for Zambian football.
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